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Dad [email protected] • 2 years ago

Remember: The early bird gets the worm...

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Remember: The early bird gets the worm...

CaptainPatent to

Dad [email protected] • 2 years ago

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Personally I prefer to sleep in until there’s waffles.

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Remember: The early worm gets eaten.
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7•2 years ago
And the second mouse gets the cheese. Or waffles I suppose.

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