• Plum
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    Now I play hard like my girl’s nipples be

    The game sour like a pickle be

  • @[email protected]
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    “I bomb atomically, Socrates’ philosophies and hypotheses can’t define how I be dropping these mockeries”

  • Cuz :twit:
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    61 year ago

    Biggie: “Fuck the state pen, fuck hoes at Penn State” or “Now honeys play me close like butter play toast”

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    51 year ago

    “Luda, Jada and Nas // and our bullets give you a deep tissue massage // so here’s a song and dance while I make these ends // you never stood half a chance like Siamese Twins.”

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    81 year ago

    X gon’ give it to ya Fuck waiting for you to get it on your own X gon’ deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it’s real Wit the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel

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    I like big butts and I cannot lie

    Or

    when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung

    Really that whole song is a masterpiece.

  • bruhbeans
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    121 year ago

    Picture this I’m a bag of dicks Put me to your lips I am sick I will punch a baby bear in his shit

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    51 year ago

    I was raised in the city…shitty…ever since i was an iddy biddy kiddy drinking liquor out my mama’s tiddy.

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    111 year ago

    My love is like lightening. It gives girls orgasms. My dick is like an airplane. It gives girls orgasms.

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      I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
      I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
      I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
      I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
      I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
      No, wait … that’s a bad example.

      Why did my penis cross the road?
      To get to the other ….
      Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
      I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
      Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
      E=MC Vagina

      I’ve got a present for you right here.
      Actually, it’s not a present …
      It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
      Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis!