Christina Ricci and Samuel L Jackson in Black Snake Moan would make for an AWKWARD movie.
Kristy Swanson and Luke Perry in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Ian McKellan and Christopher Lee in The Lord of the Rings
Bruce Willis and Bonnie Bedelia in Die Hard
Kristy Swanson and Paul Reubens in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Ian McKellan and Christopher Lee in The Lord of the Rings
I was considering that one.
Woody harrelson and Juliet Lewis in natural Born Killers. I want to see her as the pathological badass in him is the unhinged anger-filled character.
The closest we get to that is probably True Detective S1.
Betany and Downey Jr., Iron Man/Avengers.
Jarvis becomes snarky, sarcastic, and inappropriate. Tony is constantly rolling his eyes and removing the “codpiece enchantments” Jarvis keeps putting on all the Marks.
Nick Cage and John Travolta in face/off
came here to say this myself
As did like 30 other people haha. Didn’t stop me! I’m gonna take their face… OFF!
Harrison Ford and Ke Huy Quan (Short Round) in Temple of Dune. I want a little boy as an action hero while Harrison Ford provides occasional support.
And this misadventure takes place on arrakis?
Interesting. Sub in a Harkkonen for the mad priest with a taste for organ-harvesting cruelty. A nightclub singer in the role of a Bene Gesserit witch who is there for no obvious reason. (Plans within plans?) The Fremen are the little slaves toiling to extract resources/spice.
In the end, Short Round liberates the oppressed masses and greenery returns to the parched lands. In accordance with prophecy.
It could work.
You may be looking for the Goonies. Conveniently, same actor.
(And I still stand by “pincers of power” although I know it’s wrong).
You want a live action Jonny Quest…
Why hasn’t THAT happened yet?
Will Smith and Jaden Smith in “Pursuit of Happyness” at the ages they were at original filming
Nick Cage and John Travolta in Face Off
This has been bothering me for like 10 years and it has to come out now even though it’s only kind of relevant to the topic.
Spoilers for Face/Off if you haven’t seen it go watch it it’s amazing.
Okay, so Face/Off has the craziest ending to a movie ever. And you’re thinking to yourself “What that the good guy wins in the end and everyone is happy? That’s not unexpected.” But you have to look at the finer details.
After Sean Archer is back in John Travolta’s body at the end and he’s like “I don’t need this bullet scar anymore, it’s cool, I’ve healed.” He goes back to see his family. He walks in the door and his wife and daughter are like “Yay you’re our dad and not some crazy person again yay!”. The following things that happen need to be broken down individually for it to fully be understood how insane it is what happens:
• What is with the weird run your hand down the face thing they do? It’s so bizarre and it’s never explained. His daughter is like “Sorry I shot you…” and he just runs his hand down her face like a weirdo. Why.
• Archer goes “There’s something I have to ask both of you…” and the just brings in some random kid they’ve never seen and is like “he needs a place to live” WHAT?!?! This kid was in a shoot out in a drug den like a week ago. He was raised in a terrible environment. I’m not saying he doesn’t deserve to be placed in a normal family or anything, but the kid needs like all the therapy. He’s going to have emotional problems. Are you really ready to deal with all that Archer? Really? Your family just went through a crazy thing and you’re like “Here is a huge responsibility we need to take on now.”
• The daughter says “My name is Jamie” and the DOES THE WEIRD FACE HAND THING! Why do they do that? It’s so weird. Is she like assimilating him into their collective. And he, completely unphased by the hand thing in a show of immense self control, is just says “My name is Adam.”
• Then Archer says “Show Adam to his new room.” And the daughter and Adam run off and then the most insane thing I’ve ever seen in a move happens. Archer looks at his wife and is like “….Okay?” and she goes “nod nod….okay…” and they kiss. End of movie.
To that last point…WHAT?!?!!?!? Am I taking crazy pills or something? This dude just decides that they’re raising a kid WITHOUT ASKING HIS WIFE FIRST!?!?! If I brought home a dog without discussing it with my wife first, she would be pretty pissed but a WHOLE DAMN KID?!?! A kid, who as mentioned, is going to need intense therapy and extra support? A kid who, it would seem, is there only to replace your other kid who died which is whole ‘nother kind of fucked up (see the life of Salvidor Dali).
Anyway, thanks for coming to my TedTalk.
Now I need to watch the movie again.
Not only that, but it comes off as some weird replacement kid for their dead son. The Pitch Meeting is fun
Man, I’m glad to see that someone else is so disturbed by the weird hand thing.
Wildest TedTalk ever
Fucking beat me to it. LoL!!!
Fucker
Were you thinking of swapping Nick Cage and John Travolta in Welcome to Hollywood?
I am now.
I must away to Google this movie
I’ve never seen it, and it appears there’s a problem. Although Cage is mentioned, he’s not actually in the movie: https://www.cageclub.me/welcome-to-hollywood-1998-cagespotting-redux-mikes-review/.
Damn! I commented the same thing before scrolling through the comments…
Best answer!
Andy Serkis and Liv Tyler
Honestly I think they would both do well in their new roles.
I’ve thought about it an uncomfortable amount and decided you might be right.
Andy Serkis is basically everyone, so he’d do a better job of playing Liv Tyler than she does.
Just caught sight of my own face in a mirror - turns out I was Andy Serkis the whole time.
Just caught sight of my own face in a mirror - turns out I was Andy Serkis the whole time.
Username checks out.
This; there are no more correct answers to OP’s question.
So now I’m picturing a scene with Gollum kissing Aragorn, and I really wish I wasn’t.
You’re welcome.
Brad Pitt as Robert Paulson, Meatloaf as Tyler Durden.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito in Twins
They wouldn’t have had to act. Danny DeVito is already a perfect specimen of a man.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith; Pit as Jolie, etc.
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Barbie and Ken.
With the exact same wardrobe in every single scene.
Let’s do a remake of Rush Hour with Chris Tucker affecting a Hong Kong accent and Jackie Chan in black face. Just to see how the world reacts.
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth.
But respectfully.
Indeed. And since Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker became friends, they would probably at least make something fun to watch.
It’s all about getting the right shoe polish
Gotta make the lips funny
