It would’ve been funnier if Debian was Porsche, Lamborghini, or Ferrari:
like these
I have no horse in this race but anyone who has ever used a Fiat Multipla will know what a complement this is for Slackware.
Edit: typo
My first thought was: So Slackware works very well but is ugly as hell?
Elementary, the futur from 2012 :
2011*
(I actually had one!)
.
It’s a vespa.
Arch is quite accurate
How?
Jackie’s arch?
I feel like Arch is a Jeep.
LFS:
Why’d you gotta do that to Debian 💀💀💀
What? Too fast?
There is no shame in being compared to a Massey.
Reliable as fuck while doing all the heavy lifting for everybody downstream? Sounds right
Only one that can do a hard day’s work without breaking down.
Nah, I’m Debian user and that’s a fucking solid depiction of Debian.
It’s not fancy, it’s not pretty, it has no bells and whistles, but it’s God damn workhorse and it’ll keep on trucking no matter what you do to it.
Any russian distro
That license plate is Cyrillic, but it isn’t a recent, non-specialised Russian one. Both Greece and Russia use Latin homoglyphs (that is, letters of theirs that look like the Latin alphabet) on their plates so that tourists more familiar with the Latin alphabet can read license plates.
This plate has a Ц, which isn’t in that list.
Which leads me to wonder where it’s actually from. Specialist Russian or one of the old SSRs, maybe?
I don’t know really. I just googled “копейка”. You are right, in Russia we use different plate, maybe it’s from USSR. I’m too young to know about it :)
Linux Mint in my opinion:
More like https://i.imgur.com/UhC0g18.jpeg
“I use arch btw”
Nah Linux Mint is a Kia Ceed.
Ubuntu is a Ford Focus, they successfully stole the volvo estate market (Debian). The car was fun, good value and very practical. It was everywhere. Then Ford started increasing the size, weight, price, etc… killing the point of the Focus.
So along comes Kia trying to make a competitor in the Ceed.
In theory the Ceed is a great car, its super cheap, lots of cabin space, nippy, the inside has every modern convenance, but…
- It plays engine noises via speakers that aren’t aligned with what you are doing
- The boot space is rubbish, so 5 people can happily travel in the car you barely fit a suitcase in it
- There is an steering sensitivity button that stays on at 70 MPH with no indication on the display
- A Vauxhall Nova just out accelerated you
Your left wondering why anyone is bothering with hot hatchbacks these days as you climb into your volvo
Nah Linux Mint is a Kia Ceed
Made exclusively for the European market? /s
Cute I thought the headlights and plate looked like a face so I made some changes. https://imgur.com/a/nPXRRzP
I was not sure whether to add the eye brows or not.
- I want this meme with bikes
- Zorin is a tuned VW Golf (Ubuntu LTS with fancy UI)
Yeah, what the fuck is with the depiction of Zorin here? Someone really got wowed by that plasma theme, eh?
I installed Zorin in a VM. The install crashes when testing in live mode and then installing.
Apart from that, its really no better or less messy than GNOME with some extensions.
Debian is either an utilitarian supercub or the red car from the Simpsons.
Slackware should be something out of r/redneckengineering
I think of Debian as the Sensible Family Van.
A company sprinter
What could alpine be?
A cargo ship… because alpine is useful for docker containers
My alpine server is the titanic I broke openrc :(
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tractors defeat tanks
Ukrainian Farmers are terrifying.
Gentoo is a bicicle Its all manual and alot of work but when you get up to speed it runs well
Gento is a shipping container full of car parts, with an Ikea screwdriver zip tied to the door.
There’s probably a race car you could build in there… somewhere… eventually.
Bicycles are the opposite of “alot” of work. They’re so simple that even a complete newbie can work on them without much knowledge or experience. I literally build my own bike from the frame up with like 0 mechanical knowledge, but I couldn’t get Gentoo installed despite using computers for decades.
