In Polish you can say, sometimes You’re pushing a Queen, sometimes You’re beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.
The English phrase “beating a dead horse” must be fantastic knowledge for Polish schoolboys.
There’s a lot of things you could say there, they would just result in your expulsion from the chess club.
“I see you’ve played the Frenchman’s cumsock”
“you’re getting mated”
White knight takes black queen.
Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
“…shit, I forgot about the bishop”
“Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile”
“Hey! No butt help!”
That’s exactly how I like my anal beads
I’ll be black this time.
Who can last five minutes in bed?! That’s a ridiculously high standard.
It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it’s speed
chesssex, so a much more realistic standard.
“This isn’t my favorite starting position, but I’ll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage.”
“I normally do this by myself. It’s nice to have a partner.”
Google it.
Holy hell!
I like your tower move
There’s no way you came up with that move yourself, you’re cheating!
Pretty by-the-book so far, let’s get interesting.
That’s not fast enough to get a promotion.
Go ahead, take me. See what happens.
