J’adoube!
Complete silence except for the odd quietly muttered ‘adjust’, and the rhythmic sound of a c(l)ock being slapped.
Do you have a vibrator in your butt?
Google it.
Holy hell!
“That move has left me wide open”
Who can last five minutes in bed?! That’s a ridiculously high standard.
It says 5 moves, which could average 10 seconds or less per move if it’s speed
chesssex, so a much more realistic standard.
First of all: That’s not how you play chess (left image).
It’s not how YOU play chess. 😂
Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !anarchychess@sopuli.xyz
Chaos. 💣
This is merely a small step towards the heat death of the universe, but a big one from humanity.
But it is a double checkmate, which is pretty rare.
The “error” is designed to boost engagement, which makes the post more visible on social media.
And it works.Haven’t you heard about Cheskers?
That sounds like an extremely posh nickname.
For a cat.
“I see you’ve played the Frenchman’s cumsock”
Nuh-uh! You touched it, so now you have to follow through. We’re playing tournament rules.
Ah, a fellow competitive sex enjoyer
My sexual ELO is listed in bold on my Tinder profile.
I’ll be black this time.
In Polish you can say, sometimes You’re pushing a Queen, sometimes You’re beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.
The English phrase “beating a dead horse” must be fantastic knowledge for Polish schoolboys.
“…shit, I forgot about the bishop”
“Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile”
“Hey! No butt help!”
That’s exactly how I like my anal beads
Patience, please, while I consider my next move.
You can say anything you fucking want in either context.
i’m going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i
and i’m going to moan and say i’m cumming the next time i’m about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess
You could also say, for instance, “I believe the autumn’s coming in late this year”, and what’s he going to do? Stop you?
lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he’d say something like “actually i’m pretty sure winter’s coming” before he does
Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man’s got a mind like a steel trap
“I normally do this by myself. It’s nice to have a partner.”
