Or any pet food I guess.
I can’t remember the brand, but the packaging looked like human food except for a very small piece of text in the corner that mentions its dog food.
It tasted like it just needed a little bit of salt or maybe ketchup, but was otherwise pretty good.
I’ve also knowingly had wet and dry dog food since then, just because i already took the plunge accidentally so how bad could it be?
Again, I can’t remember the brands, but dry dog food is alright if you’ve literally nothing else. I’m sure some seasoning would help. I would recommend wet dog food though only because it’s easier to season. Tastes mostly how it smells, just blander.
Use hot sauce and it’s all good
Dog food is after the regular cans are gone and you’re desperate. If I was a survivalist, I’d stack up on beans, peanuts, multivitamins and water purification of some sort. But I’m not so I don’t. Good thing I have big bags of kibble and booze.
Careful, vitamins go bad.
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Don’t we all
Dog food is safe to eat in America at least. They have to keep it that way because kids are stupid and might eat it.
As an example, my son ate cat food one time when he was two.
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Wet or dry OP?
I’ve never tried any, I’m just curious of the parameters of the question.
Cheap dry cat food is unpleasant stale savory tasting and the flavor lingers in your mouth. It tastes like cat breath and could really use some salt and sauce to take the edge off.
That explains why my cats breath smells like cat food
Well that’s cause you’ve gotta warm it up and sprinkle it on the top of your oatmeal.
That shit they keep in a refrigerator. It’s literally just a shepherd’s pie/stew marketed as dog food. It smelled better than what I had made for myself one night so I took a bite. If I had no shame, I would have ate that and gave the dogs what I made cuz it was actually better.
I don’t know that fancy refrigerated cat food would be a good option for the apocalypse, myself.
That freeze dried liver and fish and shit? You bet. I’m sure it doesn’t taste good but it’s actual meat with very little if any added stuff. If I’m ever in trouble, I’ll be nibbling on those freaky looking anchovy snacks my cats get.
Starting to think your profile pic isn’t your fursona but just an actual picture of yourself
Relevant instance ^
Oh my
I plan to only eat my neighbors leftist asses.
(Consensually.)
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Canned ALPO
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Yeah, it’s kind of like eating raw flour. But extremely bland and weirdly minerally. Still better than kibble.
My nephew apparently loves kibbles. Got to ask my brother the brand, gonna let you lnow.
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If you’re resorting to pet food, you probably won’t have a large variety of options. Just eat whatever you can get your hands on and hope your stomach can handle it.
I’ve been feeding my dogs many different kinds of pellets and canned foods over the years. I always wash my hands after feeding ASAP, because the smell has a tendency to linger. It’s not vomit-inducing, but it’s still pretty far from pleasant.
Since dogs are scavengers and can eat literal shit I’d stay away from dog food, honestly, who knows with what ingredients they pad it, might be indigestible for humans. Cat food, on the other hand, is made to please carnivores, and cats are the pickiest of animals so I believe we should trust the cat. My cat liked Pro Plan kibble and Whiskas meat packets. Friskies kibble is also pretty good, at least street cats that I feed love it. Cat food is more expensive than human food though, so I’d just buy regular canned meats and fish (tuna in particular is dirt cheap and delicious both heated and cold, especially with oil).
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Kids are stupid, dog food is safe because of that.
Just a thought - why don’t they make People Chow? It would be nice for those quick rush out the door days
You mean cereal?
I make a double batch of this for my dogs each week. I do it in an electric turkey roaster, not a pressure cooker, but if you seasoned that, it would basically pass for “people chow.” The dogs certainly love it. They whine for food now, never did for kibble.
I also add a pouch of salmon to one meal a week, just cause the husky loves salmon.
Why hasn’t someone come out with Bachelor Chow yet like they have on Futurama?
Babish has an overly complicated, but tasty looking recipe.
https://www.bingingwithbabish.com/recipes/bachelor-chow-futurama
My dog and cat love a good Bachelor’s Handbag every few days. I’d happily have those pretty regularly, although they don’t seem to keep you full for long.
A what?
Aussie slang for a hot Barbecue Chicken from a supermarket - typically sold in a plastic carrier bag. Classed as the Bachelor’s handbag as it is not uncommon for a single guy to buy one as a meal.