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Officer’s ordering us to charge a bunch of machine guns on the other side of eight rows of barbed wire in no man’s land; if we refuse we’ll be executed 😅
“The screams of the horses as they lie dying, shot to pieces by the automatics from the opposing trenches during the last charge, I can’t stop hearing them. Its been three days and nights, none of them could still be alive right? This is all just in my head, right? Why can’t I stop hearing them? Why can’t this stop, why can’t I go someplace without the screams?”
Shit like this was why I ended up being a B student
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Austro-Hungarian army. you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
A remake of Dangerous Minds where instead a teacher with off the wall ideas has at risk kids make ten tiktok dances to convey the sacking of Rome by the Holy Roman Empire.
I would watch that
The French ladies have never seen a Black American and they like to hit from the back. I’m never going back to Amerikkka. #BlackArmy
I was having a coffee with my wife’s boyfriend and some patriotic bitch gave me a white feather and called me a coward. What the fuck lmao
Having coffee with my wifes boyfriend
Wait so neither of you are in the trenches? This is just a based polycule lmao
I feel terribly sorry for the Russian troops with their horribly outdated Mosin-Nagant. The technological prowess of the French Chauchat will lead us to victory.
- hrd 2 seee wht im typin with mask on, but everybody fartin. #RealGasAttack
- big charge tomorrow. no thanks. gonna bayonet my hand lol. 23skidoo
- what if instead of No Man’s Land, it was All Man’s Land and it was just for the fellas.
hrd 2 seee wht im typin with mask on, but everybody fartin. #RealGasAttack
that one’s cheating. Dirt_Owl posted that last week
Bro im gassed lmao but not the lethal kind
ah fuck lads the huns just blasted us with chlorine gas
that or they’re cooking sauerkraut again, can’t tell
Misread this as “hun” referring to the way MLM-moms* refer to each other on Facebook groups. I always suspected doTERRA oils were chemical warfare, but this brought a new meaning to it for sure.
*Ironically, people might read this as “Marxist Leninist Maoist” Moms
Hrrrrnnggh Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around No Man’s Land but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Huns
There is no way to actually do this and not be a communist at the end.
“Glad I am blowing up other teenagers here so a rich guy can tax more people”
“Lost my leg but it will be worth it when we never have to have another war”
If the last few months are any indication, the tweets would be soldiers proudly posting their war crimes.
Selfies from No Man’s Land
came up with a couple history teachers I know, honestly thought the premise was fine. the goal is getting students to empathize or put themselves in the shoes of the speaker regardless of the communication medium
The fact that all of the comments here are engaging with the premise shows off that it’s funny and engaging, imo. Silly sounding & prime to be memed, but “what if [social media] was around in [historical period]” is an online classic.
Write a set of 10 tweets as if you were a soldier in the Peloponnesian War
hrnng I’m trying to clap my warhusbands dummy thick cheeks but my cheeks are too dummy thicc
