✅ I’ll pass away if a molecule of fentanyl makes contact with my flesh
✅ I’ll fall over comatose if I so much as see anything that might possibly resemble fentanyl
Fun fact: if you say the word “fentanyl” to a cop over the phone they instantly drop dead
sending blank faxes to police stations and telling them that i faxed them fent
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April fools?..
Is that info not correct?..
Police hire literal psychopaths with domestic abuse histories and yet it’s DEI when a black doctor who’s completed med school gets hired.
Still remember the time four Milwaukee Pigs hassled me for fifteen minutes because I was committing the crime of…
Walking in a public park while wearing my backpack
Don’t even get me started about the time I’m pretty sure I stumbled across a couple of them selling drugs down by the river
This reads like an attempted April Fools joke
Even if if is, all this shit is true, so who are the actual fools here
The people who apply
