So I’m still on Facebook and lately the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”. See: https://www.facebook.com/davon999/posts/pfbid023woxuD3nufLG6PpqmHzHamDLTwkRNJjJi6xYmyX7g88TzwidnM9H5hz18wNL8s39l
Jesus had a underdeveloped Siamese twin?
It developed just fine, those are some nice extra legs Jesus has.
How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to… where is Jesus going btw?
He’s going to JESU 24
clearly
Ahhhhhhh, I get it. JESU 1 had problems so he had to go to JESU 2 to heal him. Unfortunately JESU 2 also had problems that were beyond the combined powers of him and JESU Prime which caused JESU 3 to come into existence. So this here is JESU 23, he’s just fixed JESU 22’s shit but he’s a bit unsteady walking on water with the extra limbs so he’s off to see JESU 24.
Flood water’s risin’. Clearly, they’re headed to Noah’s boat. That and Korean bus-drivers were deemed the only truly selfless and chosen ones for the rapture to come.
The beoseu unjeonsa came in ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah!
“And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child… that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”
Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.
But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.
Jesus spent those misssing years casting bones out of special concrete, sailing around the world, and burying them for future archeologists.
He can turn water into wine, couldn’t he just magic the bones into place?
Amen.
Amen
six limbs! He’s technically an insect
Some sort of praying mantis?
Amen
Solved the whole walking on water
trickillusionAmen.
What would you expect from those religious nutcases?
So, I had a quick look at the people commenting on the post, and they all seem to be real people, with a post history etc.
NPC behaviour, truly.
Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It’s just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.
Why does he not simply walk on the water?
Are you questioning Jesus? demon
Too heavy with four legs!
But also four feet. That means he has more surface area to spread the weight across this time around.
Might not be enough. 8 perhaps?
Amen.
Oh shit! It’s Supply Side Jesus! Look, he’s showing us how to pick ourselves up by the bootstraps!
