what is a “girl”?
they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the “replace-testosterone” patch. It’s also recommended to use the “cat-ears” patch, and, if you can, also the “cat-tail” patch, but that isn’t necesarily required to get it working.
A library, perhaps…?
They probably mean gir1.2
Can’t find libgirl.so
It’s normal that you can’t find the library, you have to compile it from source.
A guy with cat ears.
Sounds good. Where can I get one?
Where can I get one?
Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B091285NB4
Wasn’t it 0.5s?
And would you call SSH a library?
It’s a component of a larger system.
This meme format is fantastic
Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives
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Get a load of this guy - he’s got ladies just coming up and talking to him.
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One is measurable, the other is guesswork.
Apparently, it’s “obvious to everyone, except you [me]”… or at least that’s what my wife tells me.
How are we supposed to kiss when I don’t even know what Linux distro you run
Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.
Or even holding hands.
Such lewd language.
Windows and macos distros
agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle
distro choice is THE key factor
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Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱
Anti Commercial AI thingy
This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.
Sweeping with a HUGE broom
Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!
Most probably Arch users.
A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.
And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.
And yet you’ll still be single.
Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!
