The ONLY way to Prevent this is if someone SHOOTS Her First!
If God told her to then it should be legal.
No one can prove God didn’t tell her to go on a shooting spree.
We need to subpoena god.
Gonna be hard for the marshalls to deliver it. Or, at least to return from delivering it.
just give it to the pope.
I’m sure he can pass it on.
Won’t he just ignore it? I’m sure he’s seen all the MAGAs ignoring subpoenas and court orders with zero consequences.
And morally ok. Because powerful sky man told her so.
I mean … if I wasn’t already avoiding that shithole state …
Thank God we have laws to keep guns out of the hands of obvious crazy people.
So today I drove five hours to see the eclipse, had a tire blow out, didn’t see the eclipse because of thick clouds, and got stuck in traffic for hours on the way back. (I’m still not home.) But at least I haven’t been shot by maniac, yet.
Any updates? It’s been 8 minutes, you’re starting to worry me.
RIP ArbitraryValue. Do you guys remember how excited he was about the eclipse there at the end? It’s all he could talk about. That’s what I’ll remember most.
I remember when he blew a maniac in traffic who shot a thick cloud on his back for hours that he didn’t get to see because of the eclipse. He never made it home because he was too tired.
That’s close enough to how I remember it, too.
I’ll miss him too, the eclipse lovin bastard.
If only we could have done something.
You didn’t? I upvoted his last comment.
Upvote and F in the comments. I loved Arbitrary Value as much as I love any other random commenter.
We should erect a memorial of jeans and beans in their honor. It’s what they would’ve wanted.
We did all we could.
You didn’t shoot anyone either tho, did you?
Asking the important questions
It’s been two hours. They for sure murdered someone.
It’s been 6 hours I’m getting worried
Not a Florida woman. Georgia woman. Georgia is exporting their crazy to Florida.
this is a lie by Big Florida!
(/s)
Come on, what do I say here? Lock her in jail? Push her off the cliff?? Craziness should not be supported unless it’s in a tiny padded cell under constant supervision. Too many people in this country claim insanity and if she really is, let her watch Boomerang all day; if she’s not test her boomerang-ability
Georgia woman. It was a Georgia woman that crossed into Florida. WTH is up with that headline?
She knew where she belonged
Florida has a reputation to maintain
Recruiting outside talent I see. I guess you have do that with an aging population.
That Hod guy sure tells a lot of people stupid things.
It’s so weird that they freaked out this much over just this Eclipse. There was an eclipse last year and I didn’t hear a peep from these people.
They happen about every 18 months, and thus are a rather normal and common natural phenomenon.
Crazies gonna crazy, though.
Every 6 months really. They just happen in places people aren’t a lot of the time. Heck next year north America will get another eclipse… But you’d have to travel to northern Canada in early spring to see it and it doesn’t sound nearly as fun a vacation spot as Mexico I bet to the chasers.
I think it’s because giant singing and man-eating plants are a real concern.
2017 was all “Look at the science! Isn’t this cool!”
But then THAT path only brushed the Bible Belt…
Maybe because last year they didn’t have Marjorie Taylor-Greene tell them that earthquakes and eclipse are a warning from god?
Classic cause of Moon Madness.
There’s never people who God tells them to go cook really good food for the poor. Or maybe we just don’t hear about them because that’s not really news worthy.
There objectively very very many who say just that, you don’t hear about it because no one cares if you’re doing something good they only care when you’re being shitty.
I mean. There is the woman who said god told her to sleep with the homeless guy
Now that sounds more spicy. I gotta run this strategy by my wife…hold on…“the sky daemon from the eclipse asked me to please find a local gangbang. I know, I know, I will ask for proof of testing and will definitely meet them all in a public place like a MacDonalds. So?” Yeah she said no.
Those people get arrested and charged with a crime.
The only thing crazier than Florida Man…
God told her to because of the eclipse
When the Creator tells you to do something like that, you want to get it in writing just in case the judge has a different theological take on the matter.
Moses needed to get “Don’t kill people” written in stone but these folks just believe anything they hear
Blind obedience to god telling you to murder someone, no matter how dear they are to you, is one of the most highly praised actions in the Abrahamic canon.
Is it legally admissible if its on some gold plates that only I can read?
Only in Utah
To be fair that happened in New York.
But New Yorkers wised up.
And that’s why a bunch of people rode out into the desert for so long that 2 of their leaders died on the way?
Given that the last guy who tried that ended up in jail, again, I would say no.
You just have to get God to write it in green ink at a 45° angle, then it’s okay.
After these things God tested Abraham and said to him, “Abraham!” And he said, “Here I am.” He said, “Take your son, your only son Isaac, whom you love, and go to the land of Moriah, and offer him there as a burnt offering on one of the mountains of which I shall tell you.”
–Genesis 22:1-2Ya, Yahweh is a bit of a dick.
It’s because she didn’t wear the special glasses. Or mental illness; probably the latter.
It was the chemtrails. I have photographic proof of Chemtrails visibly crossing the eclipse. I know Joe Biden scheduled the eclipse so we all look up at the right time to be exposed to the mind control chemicals
… is this really easier for some people to believe, than mental illness?
I had to explain to someone that the glasses are needed because you never stare at the sun no matter how dim it may seem. I’m not sure what they originally thought the glasses were for but I get the idea they thought the eclipse was giving of weird energy or powers…
