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Posadas [he/him, they/them] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Pandas are just people in suits

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Pandas are just people in suits

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Posadas [he/him, they/them] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1778058099078955502

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  • Tomorrow_Farewell [any, they/them]
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    4•1 year ago

    Quadbear

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    44•1 year ago

    Before anyone whines about animal welfare, this is how they live in the wild. They eat like that, they prefer kabobs, and yeah they drive hover cars. How would you get around a bamboo forest? You can’t drive a normal car over terrain like that. This isn’t perfect but it’s how they evolved to live.

    • Kaplya [none/use name]
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      Completely understandable. Sitting at the table together sharing skewers and jokes has been the cultural staple of pandas for thousands of years. Do not judge them based on your pathetic human culture.

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        17•1 year ago

        It’s disgusting when people say they “wouldn’t sit in chairs like that”. Like okay, it’s a fucking bear. It has no opposable thumbs. There is no Home Depot in a bamboo forest. Yeah it’s going to look like that and I challenge those same people to build a better chair. For a zoo with limited resources for toolmaking, these pandas did a pretty good job. A decent job.

  • HexBroke [any, comrade/them]
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    4•1 year ago

    Birthday party

  • Facky [he/him,comrade/them]
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    14•1 year ago

    Chat is this real?

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      5•1 year ago

      Destiny furiously scrolling wikipedia article for Pandas

  • Kaplya [none/use name]
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    In communist China, pandas are fake and people are being grabbed off the streets and forced into a panda suit to act like they’re the animals representing the national symbol of China.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    27•1 year ago

    I remember last year (or maybe the other last year) there was literally a story about a zoo being accused of having a guy in a panda suit in the exhibit

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]OP
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      34•1 year ago

      Could you blame them for thinking that?

      https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1686449969996386304

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        26•1 year ago

        Bears are just bigger, scarier dogs

      • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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        21•1 year ago

        wrinkly ass

        • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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          20•1 year ago

          Hank Hill-ass bear

      • kristina [she/her]
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        13•1 year ago

        Dudes wearing skinny jeans that come halfway down his ass

  • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
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    18•1 year ago

    I imagine them tearing off and spitting out the food just to munch on the skewers

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    21•1 year ago

    Pandudes rock

  • ☂️-
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    11•1 year ago

    people in suits are usually not nice

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