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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 2 years ago

Le torture

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Le torture

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  • @[email protected]
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    47•2 years ago

    Him being naked is completely unnecessary but enhances everything.

    • Dr. Santa
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      6•2 years ago

      It’s completely necessary.

      How else does one click hotkeys while standing?

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    This is what training new folks looks like. Even something as simple as a browser; watching someone click into the address bar and hit enter just to refresh the page, hurts my soul.

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    This guy use windev

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    I am the old man in this comic and I’m not happy about it.

  • @[email protected]
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    Come on. Dude. Give credit where credit is due. SMH…

    Source.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      It’s not SMH, it’s SMBC

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        SMH = Shaking My Head

        It’s an Internet initialism.

        • @[email protected]
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          6•2 years ago

          I know. Just foolin’ :)

          • @[email protected]
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            6•2 years ago

            Oh. Sorry about that. Text is not a good medium for tone. xD

            • @[email protected]
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              4•2 years ago

              True that! Lol

  • baker
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    This is me watching my SO use any video editing software, or anything at all from Adobe.

  • I Cast Fist
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    18•2 years ago

    Wanna make it worse? Have the dummy user mumble-read EVERY. FRIGGING. WORD.

  • @[email protected]
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    41•2 years ago

    I have a coworker whose default mode of thinking is to manually type everything. He knows about things like tab completion and copy-paste, but for some reason those two things just aren’t baked into his brain as a natural reflex like it is for most people. Like if he has to put a URL or database connection string in a config file somewhere, he’ll start manually typing the string one character at a time, and will keep alt-tabbing between the config file he’s editing and the email or whatever that has the reference string.

    It drives me up a wall.

    • @[email protected]
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      25•2 years ago

      I bet he is paid per hour

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      I did a short stint as a video editor at a local news channel. Had one colleague who made it a point to lean back and touch the keyboard as little as humanly possible, and use the mouse for everything. It was excruciating to watch him work. He was fairly experienced btw, so I’m sure he could have done the work much quicker, he just chose not to.

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      omfg, I hate when people refuse to take my advice when I try to help them with things like this SOB

    • tool
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      6•2 years ago

      This comment made me physically recoil in disgust. Great job.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Hey, maybe I just don’t wanna use both hands

    • @[email protected]OP
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      3•2 years ago

      Mommm, help…

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    Just recently got familiar with using multiple cursors in my ide. They’re much more useful than I thought they’d be

  • @[email protected]
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    15•2 years ago

    He’s copy and pasting uaing the right click menu

  • @[email protected]
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    30•2 years ago

    Comic good. Post title bad.

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    Uses vim with arrow keys

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    My mouse is all I need!

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      So, we’ve had a vote and decided it’s best to put you down, for everyone’s sske

  • @[email protected]
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    22•2 years ago

    My mouse is all I need!

    • @[email protected]
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      3•2 years ago

      That could almost be a line from The Jerk.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        I love that movie.

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