I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
No, my sons are also named Borts.
Jorch looks like he’s repeating 12th grade for the twentieth time.
And Chunus has been living in a cave since kindergarten
Aiden & Aiden? Their AI mom could’ve at least come up with 2 different names for her twin sons.
Also, only two people named Aiden in the entire class and they’re both spelled the same? Most unrealistic part of the whole thing!
Borts is constantly being confused for Borts.
You might think so but the only Borts I would invite to my birthday party is the one on the right. The left Borts has a reputation for eating everyone’s birthday cake.
birthdayborthday cakeftfy.
I’m not shitting you. My distant aunt by marriage has 3 kids. Karen, Karin, Karyn
They are Hispanic and have a couple different accents to pronounce them different…but come on.
Antonia, Antônia, and Antónia.
Hobem -> hold them doors
Remember Asheliigynne
I got the t-shirt that I only wore once to the candlelight vigil. Eventually, I’ll put it in a trash bag with a bunch of other stuff I don’t wear, and donate it at a clothing drive.
It tried really hard to keep them in alphabetical order.
None of them will ever find a fake license tag at an amusement park, and that’s just sad.
Just add an S to the BORT license plate.
There’s some hope for the Aidens.
What about good ol’ family values Chunus?
Shamp. Fuckin Shamp.
It’s always Shamp.
BOOTUS ENGAGE!
It looks like a home school yearbook and uncle grandpa brother Jimbus hasn’t included spreading the gene pool in the science curriculum.
I used to buy drugs off of Hunby.
I wonder if bootus a fetish or aversion.
I mean, not too far off from crazy American names Especially the one that’s like someone was Ashleigh and wanted to be “even more unique”.
I forget the source but I remember seeing a list of high schoolers in a town in one of the Dakotas. I swear Borts would be on that list.
Borts Impson
Humby Impson
I like that it forgot it was putting them in alphabetical order halfway through the second line. Also, Foob and Fooby are definitely twins, and I would love to meet their parents
Poor Fooly - they were triplets but he always gets left out.
You’d think AI would be better at replicating text and font, it’s quite possibly one of the most intentionally consistent forms you could possibly analyze.
