Really?? Let me try! My password is: RhaedasFromLemmyIsAHumanDildo

Haha, your poor teacher is the real victim here.

The initials scratching play was gutsy considering how utterly unnecessary it was.

Circa 1991 I stole my classmate’s pen and he noticed and confronted me immediately. A few kids were circled around, watching it go down. I tried to lie and say it was mine and he said “Oh yeah, what special feature does it have, then?” And I, scrambling, said “It has… purple ink!” That was true, but he was the pen’s true owner and not buying that shit. He snatched it out of my hand and did… something with it that I didn’t quite understand. He slammed the butt end of it down into the palm of his hand and it clicked or something. I dunno. Either way, case closed.

If your name is Corey and you went to Pond Springs Elementary and had Mrs. Olsen as a 5th grade teacher, I’m sorry I tried to steal your pen.

Looks like they found Satoshi Nakamoto and now Hegseth is gonna beat him with a sock fulla quarters til he gives Trump “all the bitcoins”

Post it here

I have a brain of sorts. Take meee

Backdrop of military folk because:

• They have to follow orders, no matter how asinine
• Because of The Implication
• Nobody from Greenland would stand behind this clown

Awesome! Thanks so much for doing this and sharing!

Worth it.

I was trying to find a screenshot of Vincent Vega saying (paraphrasing): “It would’ve been worth him doing it to catch the guy” and stumbled upon a nifty piece of trivia. Apparently Tarantino has confirmed that Butch is the guy who keyed his car! Kinda obvious in retrospect.

I changed my answer to my own dad so Prof. Rorschach wouldn’t know I cheated

Someone (especially someone in a position of power) calling someone’s actions illegal (whether true and/or justified or not) is advocating state-sponsored violence against that person.

I am devastated to learn of this now, and not 6 years ago when I was in Japan. Great snacking on those trains in general, tho. Highly recommend.

Doom 2

It’s true. Should be required watching for parents.

A microplastic rag dipped in PFAS.

I’m talking out of my ass bc I don’t use them either, but I’d wager a buck my description isn’t that far off.

You put them in your clothes dryer to make everything smell like chemical clean and make them a little softer. And reduce static? I think? They give me a rash, personally.

I came here to comment on Japan, haha. Almost everywhere you go, no trashcans and no trash! Their society is like a hive mind in a lot of ways, though. I’m not sure it’ll work with Rugged American Individualism®

Edit to add: Damn, I just realized OP is in England. Maybe they can make it work.

A day late and a solar short.

Yeah I’m not clicking your stupid link. Your words are poison.

Why stop there? Lots of victims can be victimized faster and with less bloodshed if we all just turn away and let it happen. What an amazing idea! Next stop, Utopia!

That’s pretty cool. How much heat are we talking about here?