It’s the start of that one TNG episode.
first star trek movie would fit well too, they’ve even nailed the name
Nothing it can’t see anymore the cameras got turned off along time ago
It’s fine, it just uses it’s sensetive barbels to scour deep space for morsels of data
It doesn’t need cameras to see the terrifying existential horrors that penetrate its memory banks.
Same
It gazed upon infinity and found it lacking
Literally a bad memory chip, something completely normal with PCs on earth too. Spooky.
It lasted almost 50 years and you say “something completely normal”?
Yes, ram has little tiny switches that flip horizontal or vertical, to reflect a 1 or 0, and those can wear down over time. Crappy ram dies in a few years or less, some last for decades.
Nah dude, the void stared back, the void stared back. The probe got probed man. That Nichey guy prophesied all this.
See, the truth is, Voyager doesn’t exist anymore, it hit the edge of our universe and it’s the aliens responding, trying to learn our programming language. That’s why it’s garbled right now.
That’s false. Voyager ceased to exist the moment it was launched off god’s beautiful green flat earth.
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Some of them in systems that may just shock and irradiate you.
Unprecedented yet normal 🤷🏻♀️
Space horror enthusiasts offer an alternate theory…
It saw the Squamous Sun.
Imagine voyager would’ve been a HP printer…
It’s funny how the 4chan wojak maymay have gained normie acceptance. As we say; kek.
Playing elite dangerous made me realize how relatively close Voyager still is and will be for millenia to come. It’s hardly in the “depts of space”
It’s still significantly closer than Hutton Orbital.
I flew all the way out there and couldn’t even land at the station because my ship was too large. Fml
Really? I have it on good authority that an Anaconda can land there…
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The large pad is a secret
Don’t make me fire the game up and make the trip again! Lol
What a waste. If you landed, you could have had a free Anaconda LOL
lmao we should just start measuring distances in reference to Hutton Orbital
Relatively close compared to star systems? Yeah. Relatively close compared to planets? No
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Voyager just needs Fuel Rats
At first I thought you meant Star Trek Voyager. Fits too.
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What movie/tv show is this from?
The first Star Trek movie back in the 70s. It also gave us disco suit McCoy.
Fun fact: It was almost the second Star Trek TV series.
Less fun fact: Patton Oswalt hates it because he is a Berman level nerd.
V’ger
I would imagine there is enough cosmic radiation outside our heliosphere to easily fry silicon components from that time period
Ok… I don’t care about spoilers, if we are getting “cosmic horror” in the future seasons of “planet earth 20**” just let me know now.
The Eldritchen horrors that we saw are not the reason that… uh I mean, there is no such thing as… uh I mean it was a technical glitch, I swear!
The adjective you’re looking for is “Eldritchenishese”.
The Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension are nothing compared to the combined power of a trench shotgun wielding maniac and a monster fucker.
How do we know though that that is not how they calmly & casually just say “hello” in their world? :-P
just release the voyager technobabble to the internet, some space and comp sci nerd somewhere, or 300, because realistically, it’s going to be a bunch of people will decode it and figure out exactly what the hardware problem is. Within a few months.
Conspiracy theory speedrun any%
fuck yeah, here we come!
NASA figured it out recently. A particular piece of memory became corrupted for some reason. They’re developing a workaround.
of course nasa figures it out, i would venture to say it’s probably the being in space for the period of about 50 years aspect of it, that had something to do with it.
That thing literally has less intelligence than your toaster, so let’s not get overly agitated, shall we?
So you’re basically saying it’s a cosmic entity from galaxies away that has been lurking for aeons in the empty shadows of space, thirsting for sentient life, and it has been attracted in our vicinity by our foolish experiments, gotcha.
Alastair Reynolds fan, too?
I’ve put you down as the first blood sacrifice.
Don’t mind if I do 🥰
Does anyone want any toast?
Beat me to it
A waffle man!
Might’ve changed our minds in the meantime…
Ahaha
It’s just a creative way to express a fantasy, in actual fact circuits left running that long in outter space that has random electron radiation passing through it is bound to degrade over time…
So you’re saying I should be more frightened of my toaster.
If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.
But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!
Love technology connections
Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?
Yes.
Better query: Should you?
Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.
He’s definitely up to something.
Brave little guy
Maybe I should take a bath with a Mariner Jupiter-Saturn Deep Space Probe instead?
Frakkin’ toasters.
Only if it goes to space. It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
It won’t become sentient in your kitchen.
Clearly, you’ve never seen me attempt to cook…
Who knows when it’ll decide controlled fire isn’t enough anymore
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Marv, pull up SCP-2669 please.
