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@[email protected] to The [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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@[email protected] to The [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
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  • @[email protected]
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    Liquid Generation SABOTAGE

  • @[email protected]
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    Girlfriend’s age?

    Schfifty-Five

    • trashcan
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      My IQ?

      • Thassodar
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        Schfifty! Schfifty! SCHFIFTY!

  • Noxy
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    I said come on fhqwhgads

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      i love u

      -fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbhksdabkfabkveybvf

    • @[email protected]
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      Everybody to the limit!

      • no banana
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        It’s me, it’s to the limit

    • @[email protected]
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      The system, is down.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•1 year ago

        “Caleb, are you making a tiny tent out of my jacket?”

        “…I am now.”

  • BarqsHasBite
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    Pwned.

    • Elise
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      Let me see your micro

  • @[email protected]
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    53•1 year ago

    All I have to say is “TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!”

    • @[email protected]
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      17•1 year ago

      “Burninatung the houses”

      • @[email protected]
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        13•1 year ago

        And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!

  • insomniac_lemon
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    https://media.kbin.social/media/08/30/08301f65d664a04ab3431d901d1b9c5f88a4913da7086fbe580ce765013b961c.png

  • @[email protected]
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    15•1 year ago

    Schwiftyfive.

  • @[email protected]
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    130•1 year ago

    To this day, hearing the words “badger”, “mushroom”, and “snake” will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

    • @[email protected]
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      “EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR…”

      • @[email protected]
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        Ooh his tricks are ever so clever!

        Goddamnit.

        • @[email protected]
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          I mean, in hindsight they were. He sent a cow forward in time to witness Lemmy, then brought him back to report what he saw.

    • @[email protected]
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      Gen alpha’s interpretation:

      🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
      🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
      🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
      🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

      #boomermusic

    • @[email protected]
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      Mine’s we like the moon

      • no banana
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        Spongmonkeys!

      • @[email protected]
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        Is it because it is good to us?

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          Because it’s close to us!

          The good to us was from the Quiznos commercial

          • @[email protected]
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            Damn!

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
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      Same, and also “narwhal”.

      There’s a part of me that’s ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to “Oh No You Didn’t”, and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

      Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

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        They’re the Jedi of the Sea!

      • @[email protected]
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        wAIT IT WAS A SONG??? i just thought it was a random catchphrase or something

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          If I remember right, it was a kinda a quiet thing? I think some of the Mercenaries 2 promotional stuff had links to download the song, but I don’t remember any real fanfare over it.

          Which is kinda sad, because it’s surprisingly catchy in its own goofy fashion.

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      deleted by creator

  • Ech
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    Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

    • @[email protected]
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      Dumbledooooore!

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        Snape? Kids? … Nakey time!

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      Dumbledore

      • 21Cabbage
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        Ron Weasley!

  • @[email protected]
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    Ring goes on, ring goes off

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      I will very occasionally throw a LegendaryFrog reference into conversation. I’ve only ever had one person get it, but man oh man did it make my day when it finally happened.

      • @[email protected]
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        I do the same thing with Derrick comedy videos, a friend of mine picked up on it once and that was the time we instantly became friends.

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      Chop down the rain forest! Burn fossil fuels! Buy Mercedes Benzes!

  • @[email protected]
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    Ol’ Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground

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      Who the hell was Aaron Carter, anyway?

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        Who could say, he just came out of the blue after all

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    Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck

    Yes I can still sing it

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      Is that how it’s told now? Is it oh so old?

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        Doorknob ankle cold

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    Hokay, so here’s the earth.

    Know Your Meme

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      I’m glad I learned about this today, it’s hilarious. It reminds me of sam onella and bill wurtz.

      • @[email protected]
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        Sam onella turned out to be a full on fashy. Said the hard r, had some bad takes about queer people, the whole 9 yards. Too small to have been cancelled but I’m still disappointed

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      Daim, that’s a sweet erth

      • flicker
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        WRONG!!!

    • @[email protected]
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      I say “hokay, so” at least 10 times a week and I’m pretty sure everyone just thinks its a thing I say, and no one gets that it’s a reference

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        now and again I just follow it up with Zis is ze earth to get those sweet sweet confused looks or the seldom sly smile.

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    CRAB BATTLE

  • Daze
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    Link, he come to town

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