Girlfriend’s age?
My IQ?
Schfifty! Schfifty! SCHFIFTY!
I said come on fhqwhgads
i love u
-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbhksdabkfabkveybvf
Everybody to the limit!
It’s me, it’s to the limit
The system, is down.
“Caleb, are you making a tiny tent out of my jacket?”
“…I am now.”
Pwned.
Let me see your micro
All I have to say is “TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!”
“Burninatung the houses”
And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!
Schwiftyfive.
To this day, hearing the words “badger”, “mushroom”, and “snake” will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.
“EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR…”
Ooh his tricks are ever so clever!
Goddamnit.
I mean, in hindsight they were. He sent a cow forward in time to witness Lemmy, then brought him back to report what he saw.
Gen alpha’s interpretation:
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍#boomermusic
Mine’s we like the moon
Spongmonkeys!
Is it because it is good to us?
Because it’s close to us!
The good to us was from the Quiznos commercial
Damn!
Same, and also “narwhal”.
There’s a part of me that’s ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to “Oh No You Didn’t”, and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.
Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.
They’re the Jedi of the Sea!
wAIT IT WAS A SONG??? i just thought it was a random catchphrase or something
If I remember right, it was a kinda a quiet thing? I think some of the Mercenaries 2 promotional stuff had links to download the song, but I don’t remember any real fanfare over it.
Which is kinda sad, because it’s surprisingly catchy in its own goofy fashion.
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Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.
Dumbledooooore!
Snape? Kids? … Nakey time!
Dumbledore
Ron Weasley!
Ring goes on, ring goes off
I will very occasionally throw a LegendaryFrog reference into conversation. I’ve only ever had one person get it, but man oh man did it make my day when it finally happened.
I do the same thing with Derrick comedy videos, a friend of mine picked up on it once and that was the time we instantly became friends.
Chop down the rain forest! Burn fossil fuels! Buy Mercedes Benzes!
Ol’ Godzilla was stomping around Tokyo city like a big playground
Who the hell was Aaron Carter, anyway?
Who could say, he just came out of the blue after all
Have you ever seen a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama llama cheesecake llama llama llama duck
Yes I can still sing it
Is that how it’s told now? Is it oh so old?
Doorknob ankle cold
Hokay, so here’s the earth.
I’m glad I learned about this today, it’s hilarious. It reminds me of sam onella and bill wurtz.
Sam onella turned out to be a full on fashy. Said the hard r, had some bad takes about queer people, the whole 9 yards. Too small to have been cancelled but I’m still disappointed
Daim, that’s a sweet erth
WRONG!!!
I say “hokay, so” at least 10 times a week and I’m pretty sure everyone just thinks its a thing I say, and no one gets that it’s a reference
now and again I just follow it up with Zis is ze earth to get those sweet sweet confused looks or the seldom sly smile.
CRAB BATTLE
Link, he come to town