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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand

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@[email protected] to The [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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It all started when I told him to slow down while driving because the speed limit was 55 and he started saying “Schfifty-Five” a lot while calling me a little girl and saying that his IQ was also Schfifty-Five. Suddenly he’s giggling like a small child and I have no idea what’s so funny.
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  • @[email protected]
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    24•1 year ago

    My anus is BLEEEEDING

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 year ago

      For the love of god and all that is holy!

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      My spewn. Is tew biig!

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    I’m the captain of the gravy train!

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      Oh no, you just shanked my Jenga ship!

      • @[email protected]
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        2•1 year ago

        Let’s sing a song of Pennzoil.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          I’m a song from the 60s.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    6•1 year ago

    Crab battle!

  • @[email protected]
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    1•1 year ago

    🎵👨🏼‍💼🎶 ➡️➡️➡️

  • Ech
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    38•1 year ago

    Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Dumbledooooore!

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        Snape? Kids? … Nakey time!

    • @[email protected]
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      17•1 year ago

      Dumbledore

      • 21Cabbage
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        8•1 year ago

        Ron Weasley!

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    Gonads in the lightning! In the lightning!

    • UFO
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      Gonads and strife… Gonads and strife…

      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        Weeeeeeeee!

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    CRAB BATTLE

  • @[email protected]
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    9•1 year ago

    Ring goes on, ring goes off

    • @[email protected]
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      8•1 year ago

      I will very occasionally throw a LegendaryFrog reference into conversation. I’ve only ever had one person get it, but man oh man did it make my day when it finally happened.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        I do the same thing with Derrick comedy videos, a friend of mine picked up on it once and that was the time we instantly became friends.

    • NaibofTabr
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      Chop down the rain forest! Burn fossil fuels! Buy Mercedes Benzes!

  • @[email protected]
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    No mention at all of rathergood, camp chaos, joe cartoon, ebaums, or jibjab

    • @[email protected]
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      3•1 year ago

      Ebaum’s is best forgotten to the annals of time. Truly the 9gag of its’ era. Third party content with a watermark, bottom of the barrel community, horrible leadership.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      Jibjab’s 2004 election video was so great!

  • AgentOrangesicle
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    5•1 year ago

    Yo, tag me in! We gonna watch some Neil Cicierega and Brad Neely.

  • insomniac_lemon
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    https://media.kbin.social/media/08/30/08301f65d664a04ab3431d901d1b9c5f88a4913da7086fbe580ce765013b961c.png

  • @[email protected]
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    15•1 year ago

    Schwiftyfive.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•1 year ago

    ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

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    53•1 year ago

    All I have to say is “TROOOOOOOOGDOOOOOR!”

    • @[email protected]
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      17•1 year ago

      “Burninatung the houses”

      • @[email protected]
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        13•1 year ago

        And the…THATCH ROOF COTAGEEEEEEEEES!!!

  • @[email protected]
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    31•1 year ago

    But I am le tired.

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      4•1 year ago

      Well, have a nap.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

        • Melllvar
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          2•1 year ago

          WTF mate?

          • @[email protected]
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            2•1 year ago

            Fuckin’ Kangaroos

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      9•1 year ago

      Mah SPOON is too beeg!

      • @[email protected]
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        1•1 year ago

        My anus is bleeding!

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