Brits: Wait, we can do that?
France: letting the brits form their own monarchy was a mistake, let’s remedy that
Now we’ve both got to be careful here. If there’s no time limit, and we cascade ownership rights, the Italians could end up owning everything.
Still better than the Fr*nch. BTW The Italians only owned all the land where wine could be made. Coincidence? I think not!
Unga bunga, bitch!
But the Goths and the Vikings?
Wolf clan owns the whole valley, from the bad taste water with big fish to the good taste water with little fish.
Yeah and so much of the world was once part of the British empire. Get fucked.
Once upon a time, it was all Garden of Eden. Prepare for the ultimate global holy war.
/Laughs in classical Latin.
Hmm.
I’m told they developed attack cats. Russia should be afraid.
I doubt we have attack cats because there is bunker full of attack rats.
It was actually tweeted by ex-pres of Mongolia, thus making the burn more real. It’s not his first punch, and he’s still alive and laughing.
ex-pres of Mongolia
Rly? Ha!
Well before Mongols it was Kyiv Rus. So, moskovits should belong to Kyiv.
Saint Petersburg sits on what was once Swedish territory. Prepare the Saab jets
There was that year of time when Poland controlled Moscow, the only nation to ever successfully capture the city. Unleash the husaria!
If only those Belarusian mercenaries had tried harder.
It, eh, controlled it with the claim of supporting a legitimate monarchy, so whether it was captured can be disputed.
France captured Moscow (in a pyrrhic victory…) in the Napoleonic wars.
Poland held it for a year or so. We have a better claim to it
And the Russians burnt it down after the French entered.
Tell me, uncle, that not for nothing
Burnt in fire Moscow was given to the French?
- “Borodino”, Lermontov
It was Finnish/Karelian/Estonian/Veps (can’t remember which Finnic group specifically, but doesn’t matter much) under Sweden.
So actually just let Finns remember Mannerheim.
Does that mean we can send our Leopards to Wolgograd again?
I can understand the French doing that, but for the German military to make a decision will take longer than Putin has, provided he dies of old age
Sweats in polsh
Nah, we skip u this time, u good
Can you send to Gelendzhik instead? Asking for a friend.
Italians dusting off their pilums.
Russia did the same to my family a little over 100 years ago.
Did he really say that?
Didn’t Russia literally sign an agreement to PROTECT Ukraine when we took the nukes away?
Not sure about protect, but definitely non-aggression.
Yeah, in the Tucker Carlson interview. He spent the first 30 minutes going over his version of history and justifying his invasion. Basically, Ukraine made him invade them.
He was establishing an irredentist land claim, like fascists do. “We used to own this so we can invade, but no one else is allowed to use that logic against us >:(”
He also said this back when Russia started the Ukrainian invasion.
Yeah, just like how a women is dressed makes men want to rape them /s
That mentally unstable asshole Putin was part of his father’s balls. Stuff him back in.
All of the land masses were once part of Gondwanaland. The bacteriophage are coming.
That sounds like we just need to expand The United States of Humanity…
Except not the current US. We need to fix it first
Well, guess Rome shall rise once more.
Next they’ll say the price they got for Alaska was unfair.
They already did. Months ago, like November
https://thehill.com/opinion/international/4434869-russia-casts-its-eye-on-alaska/
Ok, so it was January
One could say it was, but just like with French Louisiana, it was more of a way of unloading claimed territory to a friendly emerging country which would make some use of it. It wasn’t that developed and didn’t have many perspectives.
Eh, guess French Louisiana is more massive. But the point stands.
Will the armies charge in while blasting The HU? That’d be metal.
