This is the future the left wants
The best future
Which one was your favourite
The second one was the tastiest
Antman
Of you post a picture of your ant-containing poo the shitposting circle will be truly complete
But did you eat them all in one or one by one?
One at a time, I’m not a pro yet
Where do you get these ants from?
Mostly from the hill out back
Mostly.
I mean, at some point you’re going to have to use imports. That’s just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.
You need ants? I know a guy.
Hell, I can get you an ant by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. There are ways, Dude.
This is what happens when you eat an ant in the Alps!!
The Alps are not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the ant hill, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT…
Some were around the cracks in the pavement
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From the store
You don’t want it. Those words that come off the shoulders like that make is so you have to go through doors sideways.
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Just do like an ant eater and stick your tongue in an ant hill.
What do they taste like?
They taste like formic acid pretty much
Spicy raisens
Depends on the ant, I’ve eaten black ones and they have a zesty, lemony flavour.
OP is going to be patient zero for a new ant-borne disease
Have you tried any seasonings or preparation methods?
Not yet
Oh man I’m crying because of this.
Ok, there. I had a thing in my eye but it’s gone now. All good.
Was it an ant?
It was ant jo mama!
one of us
This is my personal adventure, you don’t have to agree with it
They didn’t disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious ‘because I crave attention’ will be what everyone is thinking.
I don’t crave attention, I crave ants
