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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

I have very important news

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I have very important news

sh.itjust.works

@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    This is the future the left wants

    • @[email protected]OP
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      7•2 years ago

      The best future

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    Which one was your favourite

    • @[email protected]OP
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      12•2 years ago

      The second one was the tastiest

  • @[email protected]
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    8•2 years ago

    Antman

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    Of you post a picture of your ant-containing poo the shitposting circle will be truly complete

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    But did you eat them all in one or one by one?

    • @[email protected]OP
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      9•2 years ago

      One at a time, I’m not a pro yet

  • snake_case
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    12•2 years ago

    Where do you get these ants from?

    • @[email protected]OP
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      15•2 years ago

      Mostly from the hill out back

      • @[email protected]
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        11•2 years ago

        Mostly.

        • @[email protected]
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          14•2 years ago

          I mean, at some point you’re going to have to use imports. That’s just reality. Did I expect 4 to be the point where he ran out of local ants, though? Not quite.

          • @[email protected]
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            6•2 years ago

            You need ants? I know a guy.

            • @[email protected]
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              4•2 years ago

              Hell, I can get you an ant by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. There are ways, Dude.

              • @[email protected]
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                3•2 years ago

                This is what happens when you eat an ant in the Alps!!

                • @[email protected]
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                  3•2 years ago

                  The Alps are not the issue here, Dude. I’m talking about drawing a line in the ant hill, Dude. Across this line you DO NOT…

        • @[email protected]OP
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          4•2 years ago

          Some were around the cracks in the pavement

  • @[email protected]
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    2•2 years ago

    deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]OP
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      2•2 years ago

      From the store

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 years ago

      You don’t want it. Those words that come off the shoulders like that make is so you have to go through doors sideways.

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    deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    4•2 years ago

    Just do like an ant eater and stick your tongue in an ant hill.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    What do they taste like?

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      They taste like formic acid pretty much

    • @[email protected]
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      6•2 years ago

      Spicy raisens

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      Depends on the ant, I’ve eaten black ones and they have a zesty, lemony flavour.

  • ubergeek77
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    9•2 years ago

    OP is going to be patient zero for a new ant-borne disease

  • @[email protected]
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    7•2 years ago

    Have you tried any seasonings or preparation methods?

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Not yet

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        https://www.goya.in/blog/recipe-to-make-weaver-ant-chutney-at-home

  • @[email protected]
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    6•2 years ago

    Oh man I’m crying because of this.

    Ok, there. I had a thing in my eye but it’s gone now. All good.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 years ago

      Was it an ant?

      • @[email protected]
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        2•2 years ago

        It was ant jo mama!

  • @[email protected]
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    3•2 years ago

    one of us

  • @[email protected]
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    20•2 years ago

    • @[email protected]OP
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      12•2 years ago

      This is my personal adventure, you don’t have to agree with it

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        They didn’t disagree with it. They asked you why. Answer the reasonable query or accept that the obvious ‘because I crave attention’ will be what everyone is thinking.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          3•2 years ago

          I don’t crave attention, I crave ants

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