She’s obviously very impressed
When you find the woman who is impressed, or at least stick around and shares her stories, then you found a keeper.
The couple who Info dumps to each other stays faithful to each other.
Rome is overrated. That meme about men always thinking about ancient Rome is dumb.
Ancient Greece however, now that’s a different story. Tell me about Athens all day
Like how the Spartans are remembered for thermopylae even though they weren’t the only ones fighting there. And then the Spartans went crying to the Persian to help them fight Athens in the Peloponnesian War. And also the first person to run a marathon died after delivering the message so now people hear that story and think I bet it won’t kill me.
300 SPARTANS and 700 Athenians
Are you familiar with acoup.blog? If not, you might like it. It’s a blog by a historian named Brett Devereaux and there’s a decent amount of interesting Ancient Greek content on there. I particularly enjoyed his series on the pop culture understanding of Sparta Vs actual history: (https://acoup.blog/2019/08/16/collections-this-isnt-sparta-part-i-spartan-school/)
A mad lad linked a Seleucid series on an earlier Seleucid shitpost and that was a fire read
Yes I often think about Athens, well Athenian men mostly. How they had these battles of wit. Long and hard battles of wit. Almost naked battles of wit. Man against man. Yes I think of that time sometimes.
(I’m heterosexual BTW)
Real talk, and admittedly this is a tangent, but does anyone else think it’s weird as hell that for most of us we don’t know what literally like 10% of bodies of our absolute closest relationships look like, unless we’re sleeping with them?
Shame is weird as hell to me, and the fact that we feel like we have to hide our natural state of being from the people we otherwise implicitly love and trust wholeheartedly will always make me kind of sad.
Or, in other words, more public nudity please.
The job interviews would certainly be more entertaining.
But I see your point. I’m afraid you were born 2500 years too late.
Or 50 years to early? Look global warming, increasing prices, overcrowding, decreasing resources or a looming nuclear world war 3 might just be the case to revert back to ancient times! Just hold on a couple of years, we’ll get there don’t you worry about a thing honey!
Oi! Anaximenes, you claim you are smart enough to fill this position of Software engineer, and yet your phallus has the size and the stench of a donkey’s! You must be a brute, unfit for this job.
Epiphanes! Do not lecture me about my phallus, when your testicles look like undeveloped figs and you have a woman’s chin. I will beat you with this keyboard.
I see. You can start Monday.
Couple years? That seems optimistic
come to the nordics where we sauna naked
Calm.down diogenes
Look I’m just saying I want to know which of my friends have a cloaca
(Yes this is a Diogenes “behold, a man!” joke)
Can this be a copypasta pls?
Tbh Zeus & Poseidon is better than Caesar III
Gotta have that hydra roaming & shitting on your city till you get that temple to Hercules erected
Rome as a whole doesn’t interest me a huge amount, but I can’t think of any period in history more fascinating than the fall of the Roman Republic. And the Battle of Alesia does form part of that.
Yeah but it got sacked by goths, so I kinda admire Rome
Dude I know tons of goth girls I’d happily let take me to the sack
Hell yeah, one of my top life goals is to get sacked by goths
Ok, first, invent systemic racism.
Now, in a move of true genius, do it to your army.
This reminds me of the women’s meme about bringing up horoscopes, even if you don’t believe in them, to see how he reacts.
This could be the spear counterpart; if she walks away when younhistory rant, it wasn’t meant to be.
“…according to what he himself wrote about his own accomplishments.”
The dude knew how to propaganda.
*has a second fucking wall built.
Omg I love that story. Was literally worth learning Latin to read the original accounts (although Caesar does tend to exaggerate).
Amo narrationem Alexandri et Aristoteli in agris. Narratio fuit in libero Latini. Coitus intellegebatur. Heu! Dedidici paene omnia!
I hope the coitus is consensus
You mean like Goliath?
“…aetati XVI…”, minime. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great
Does someone have a knowyourmeme link for this one? I don’t know what to Google.
Hilarious.
Well, not for the Gauls…
Joke’s on them.
