Ben Shabibo, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Adams

I think it’s an intersection between who I get along with these people the least (given), annoying personal affect, most likely to behave erratically while high. So take Ronald Reagan for example, he was an actor with media training and a normal enough voice, he also might not react that strongly to marijuana. So while I’m glad he’s dead and has done more bad for the world than any of the other three, I’d walk away going “that was weird” instead of “OH MY GOD THANK GOD THEY’RE GONE”

ALTERNATIVELY

Nate Silver, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Malcom Gladwell

Individually they aren’t as detestable as the first set, but they’d be symbiotically analytical to the point I’d fucking (pretend to) panic so I could be escorted away.

America’s mayor Rudy J, Elon Musk, Andrew Tate.

Kenneth Copeland, Lindsay Graham, and Ted Cruz. I am having anxiety thinking about them being in the same room as me.

Ayn Rand, Ben Shapiro, my 7th gradr math teacher Mrs. kudrle

Thinking about this inflicted pyshic damage

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Leonardo di Caprio

Sean Penn

Richard Gere

disgustingly wealthy sexcreeps who are ‘actvists’ so they’d lecture me about how i’m immoral in some way, and 2/3 are artists i kind of respect so it’d feel actually bad

Elon, Bill Maher, Jordon Peterson

3 people with a deadly disease that can be easily contracted by sharing a blunt

Kyle Rittenhouse, John Fetterman , Ghislaine Maxwell

trifecta of horrible vibes and most likely I would have a mental breakdown before we even finished

Hw bush

Leland from twin peaks

Mountbatten

Vaush, Kautsky, and whoever runs the Occupy Democrats twitter account

Hillary Clinton, Stephen Crowder, and Roseanne Barr

I’ve selected the triad most likely to make me attempt Tesla pond by functioning like a perpetual motion madness machine. Hillary says something smarmy and insincere in the way a fucking alien would, Crowder is incapable of not rising to any bait especially from a woman and begins to argue, Barr says something insane about satanic communists, prompting Hilldawg to issue some inane correction, triggering Crowder to petulantly reply, eliciting a bewildering agreement from Roseanne, leading Hillary to-

probably just a bunch of cops, really

Your’re mom

Known yankoids rotation:
Elon
V**sh / Gusano Borelli (either of them, equally horrifying)
Matty “literal egghead” Yglesias

Australian context rotation:
Andrew Bolt
Sall Grover
Blair Cottrell / Tom Sewell / Jacob Hersant / any other UPF/NSN gronk (except for Phil Galea, because he was dumb enough to actually get himself arrested for terrorism and therefore would probably say hilariously dumb shit)