Opiates
Poopourry on Amazon. It helps.
Matches too, way cheaper
Just shit, because you are human and shitting is a thing that humans do.
this guy shits
shit is a thing that some humans are, too.
Hey bb, do you shit with that ass?
So you are saying if I date androids they shit only if they have a fetish?
The real accurate captcha. No bots will ever simulate this.
What about that robot scientists made that is literally just a digestive tract that shits?
this guy humans
Opiates. Often and overly.
DO NOT MISS A DOSE!
Pending anal apocalypse
I couldn’t make it past three days. The pain was excruciating. Do not recommend. And what I left in the toilet that final day…it wasn’t natural.
Did it break the seal of the water?
No, but it was the size of a baby seal.
With facials scars and everything
Maintain a state of intense terror the entire time.
From experience: Army ration packs certainly help 👍
Just “hold it in” on the second floor of the hotel. The conference floor.
Ascend to a higher plane of existence. Then you can quickly unmanifest and remanifest a fresh body free of waste products.
Ah finally a topic that aligns with lemmys expertise.
Fun fact of the day: extreme constipation can result in build up that can reach all the way to your stomach. If the situation does not clear up soon after, patients might throw up poop. This is extremely dangerous and often results in suffocation by shit.
You’re trolling, right? RIGHT!?
PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE TROLLING!! PLEASE!!!
He’s not and btw the proper name for this used in German is “Misere” which is originally Latin meaning “have mercy” but the word is also used to just described something as a really bad situation.
Best fun fact of the day that I have ever read.
Shit yourself in front of him, angry face style. Like a pain shit you’re mad at. No embarrassment or tears. Own it. If he loves you after that, marry him
What nostalgia this brings lmao. The not pooping for 3 days meme is just as iconic as the influx of beans posts.
Yeah, my hope was that more people would get the reference when I posted this.
We’re here, bud.
You done good work
Sugar free Haribo gummy bears, never mind that’s the opposite.
Well once you’ve finished you’ll be so cleared out that you’ll have a waste deficit.
Idk if you can get them anymore after all the ruckus.
Olestra Pringles. Damn you Pringles, the “once you pop you can’t stop” happens twice!
