Ah finally a topic that aligns with lemmys expertise.
I wouldn’t recommend fiber.
I mean, why not let him get a full whiff of that bouquet? Sober him before you go any further.
That happened to me once. I required stitches afterwards.
0_o
Maintain a state of intense terror the entire time.
From experience: Army ration packs certainly help 👍
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Just “hold it in” on the second floor of the hotel. The conference floor.
Don’t eat anything
starting 2-3 days ahead
Butt plug maybe?
And then do a Mexican Lawnmower
Jesus fucking Christ. Hesitated on my coffee after seeing this lol.
She’s not practicing her chess. She should eat a wheel of brie everyday
Stick a pawn up your butt in a foreign country and become a queen? I’m not sure how chess comes into this?
As an experienced butt plug enjoyer, the plug will shoot out if you have enough stuff trying to exit your body. And if you have even SOME poo that really needs to come out, it will be SUPREMELY uncomfortable.
Also takes up some of that real estate.
But it’s free
Girl just poop
Pending anal apocalypse
Super glue your anus shut.
Disclaimer, do not do this, it’s a horribly painful way to die.
Ha! I super glued mine OPEN as a joke!
“Haha guys, look at how open and easy to get into my anus is? what a joke right! look at it! dripping with lube as I shake it around provocatively! What a lark!”
Just use the lobby bathrooms at the hotel. If he loves you he’ll understand and be thankful.
Source: have done this myself
That’s the way.
No. If I have to hide my poop he doesn’t really love me
This is the best option. Go “ask for an extra towel”. "
Y’all ladies need to read Everybody Poops if you think you need to sneak off to lobby bathrooms.
This is the strat
Shit yourself in front of him, angry face style. Like a pain shit you’re mad at. No embarrassment or tears. Own it. If he loves you after that, marry him
