Off-topic, but it’s annoying how Lemmy will grab an image for a post, you go to the article, and can’t find it anywhere… wtf?
Article says near New Orleans, Louisiana if you’re wondering
Cameron Parish is near New Orleans in the same way that Delaware is near Virginia.
Folks not from the south treat it the same way a good hunk of Americans treat Europe, think it’s culturally homogeneous, can’t pronounce the name of most towns/cities properly, and believe that we get along and like one another.
As though I’d ever say anything positive about South Carolina or Florida
Now thats just damned well inaccurate, some of us dont think of the south at all except for when we see yous plates. Seriously the only part of the south I care to think about is Arkansas more specifically around little rock since ive got kin there.
yous plates
Not sure if yinzer that relocated or typo?
Nope Im from SoCal. My dialect and accent are absolutely fucked, got me Southern, northern Appalachia, brogue, and fucken 1800s great laker influences and thats not even accounting for the random hick/redneck influence from the last hundred years.
Seriously the last of my actual blood relatives who lived in Arkansas was just after the civil war, problem is it got past from grandparent to grandchild. Meaning my southern part is at least 150 years out of date, makes me sound like a particularly rural Okie when it kicks in.
Luckily I am largely incapable of transliterating said abomination accent unless im fucken real tired, which I was when I made my previous comment. Also if youre curious on if all of them can be active at once, yes. Its a facsimile of a language.
Fuck James.
The beluga mafia strikes again. Flipper sleeps with the humans.
Sounds to me like dolphins need to step up their game.
https://theweek.com/articles/476840/are-dolphins-gangsters-sea
Should we give them gatling guns?
Damn it feels good to be a dolphin.
https://i.ibb.co/NjzRHyF/IMG-5210.gif
But seriously, humanity is the herpes of planet, Earth. 😤
Dolphin: I have information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Cli-
Holy shit that’s evil.
This is American af 🇺🇸
Yes. It’s good to see the NOAA jumping in like this.
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Fuck.
I don’t know, the killer didn’t commence to deep fry it…
Or shove a bag of cocaine in its blowhole and claim it was resisting…
Also there’s no confirmation as to whether this dolphin was at school.
Nah, if a cop killed this dolphin, they would admit it but claim they thought the dolphin had a gun, get put on paid administrative leave, get cleared of all charges and then go back to work.
We’ve reached level of absurdity in consensus reality that i unironically want to see the media circus involving a cop accusing a dolphin of having a gun.
I for one back the blue.
To be clear though, I mean the ocean, fuck the
policecapital defense force.We should have the police fight the ocean for the right to be called “the Blue”, with the Sky coming in with the steel chair
Quick, let’s pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!
The only thing that can stop a bad fish with a gun is a good fish with a gun.
Would a shark with a frickin’ laser beam attached to its head count?
Will someone think of the sea mammals/reptiles?
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I would rather see an effort to do something about the nets
Why not both?
Yeah, it would be great to catch that one psycho, but it would be way better to catch the psychos that do this all day every day. I think that’s the point they were trying to make.
It can be both. The reality is that this is likely one mentally ill person while there are thousands being killed by fishing nets but I didn’t see any articles or rewards posted for those killers.
Why in the world is this being downvoted? An absurd number of dolphins are murdered as an accidental byproduct of commercial net fishing every single day. What the hell goes through the mind of a fool that downnvotes this comment?
The same types of people that support the genocide of Gaza. There is so much mental illness in the world these days.
Wut
Yeah but what would we do without disgusting fish in a can?
try better canned fish. don’t yuk my yum. go for line caught for tuna if dolphin death is an issue for you. wild planet is good and pretty widely available. safecatch is really tasty but even more expensive. sardines also range from the crap you buy for a buck to some really gourmet stuff at 15 bucks a tin.
We should check with the dolphins known associates. Maybe this was a gang killing.
Or raping
According to IDF it’s a Palestinian… Oops, Hamas dolphin!
He brought it to himself
/Ironic
I feel so bad for laughing at this lmao
GOD DAMMIT that was the first thing I thought of and I was just about to post it! Post was 6 hours ago, your reply was 44 minutes ago. I was too late.
I hate you, have my upvote.
I thought I was too late to the party as well. It was 5 hours old when I posted, which is usually past most of the engagement.
