Bullets slow down exponentially in water. They caught a dolphin and then shot it to death on land.
Or shot a curious dolphin at the surface.
I wonder about that. Aren’t dolphins and whales non-buoyant, in the sense that they sink when they die?
Looking, I find https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/what-happens-when-whales-die.html
I guess the dolphin may have been at the floating stage?
GOD DAMMIT that was the first thing I thought of and I was just about to post it! Post was 6 hours ago, your reply was 44 minutes ago. I was too late.
I hate you, have my upvote.
I thought I was too late to the party as well. It was 5 hours old when I posted, which is usually past most of the engagement.
I feel so bad for laughing at this lmao
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Welcome to the Internet. It’s not exclusive to Reddit.
And of course there is the complaining about the jokes. Reddit indeed.
Article says near New Orleans, Louisiana if you’re wondering
Cameron Parish is near New Orleans in the same way that Delaware is near Virginia.
Folks not from the south treat it the same way a good hunk of Americans treat Europe, think it’s culturally homogeneous, can’t pronounce the name of most towns/cities properly, and believe that we get along and like one another.
As though I’d ever say anything positive about South Carolina or Florida
Now thats just damned well inaccurate, some of us dont think of the south at all except for when we see yous plates. Seriously the only part of the south I care to think about is Arkansas more specifically around little rock since ive got kin there.
yous plates
Not sure if yinzer that relocated or typo?
Nope Im from SoCal. My dialect and accent are absolutely fucked, got me Southern, northern Appalachia, brogue, and fucken 1800s great laker influences and thats not even accounting for the random hick/redneck influence from the last hundred years.
Seriously the last of my actual blood relatives who lived in Arkansas was just after the civil war, problem is it got past from grandparent to grandchild. Meaning my southern part is at least 150 years out of date, makes me sound like a particularly rural Okie when it kicks in.
Luckily I am largely incapable of transliterating said abomination accent unless im fucken real tired, which I was when I made my previous comment. Also if youre curious on if all of them can be active at once, yes. Its a facsimile of a language.
Damn who is beefing with sea life?
Who votes Trump?
Quick, let’s pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!
The only thing that can stop a bad fish with a gun is a good fish with a gun.
Will someone think of the sea mammals/reptiles?
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Would a shark with a frickin’ laser beam attached to its head count?
The beluga mafia strikes again. Flipper sleeps with the humans.
The obvious solution is to arm other dolphins with AR-15s.
I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
The only way this story could be more American was if it had been a child dolphin, in a public school.
We gotta arm the teacher fish
* pupfish school
“The dolphin, a juvenile, had injuries consistent with being shot with a firearm,” NOAA said.
Halfway there! 🙏
Who’s to say it wasn’t another dolphin? Those things are smart and also violent. They probably can figure out how to shoot a gun.
If they get in cahoots with the Orcas attacking ships, we’re screwed.
This is American af 🇺🇸
Yes. It’s good to see the NOAA jumping in like this.
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Fuck.
I don’t know, the killer didn’t commence to deep fry it…
Or shove a bag of cocaine in its blowhole and claim it was resisting…
Also there’s no confirmation as to whether this dolphin was at school.
Nah, if a cop killed this dolphin, they would admit it but claim they thought the dolphin had a gun, get put on paid administrative leave, get cleared of all charges and then go back to work.
We’ve reached level of absurdity in consensus reality that i unironically want to see the media circus involving a cop accusing a dolphin of having a gun.
I for one back the blue.
To be clear though, I mean the ocean, fuck the
policecapital defense force.We should have the police fight the ocean for the right to be called “the Blue”, with the Sky coming in with the steel chair
Just as the Founders intended.
What do the changelings care about sea mammals?
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“Fuck the dolphins!” - Thomas Jefferson, probably
According to IDF it’s a Palestinian… Oops, Hamas dolphin!
He brought it to himself
/Ironic
Sounds to me like dolphins need to step up their game.
https://theweek.com/articles/476840/are-dolphins-gangsters-sea
Should we give them gatling guns?
Damn it feels good to be a dolphin.
Yeah Flipper isnt just a name
