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Are we asking normal humans, or Noem?
Some folks fully deserve the bird
Wait until user IsEenYourShine gets to the part about dinosaurs.
Birds 👏 aren’t 👏 real 👏
Last time I mentioned that birds are legitimately being turned into drones I received tons of negative votes. Be careful, the government WILL try to silence you
I love the meme but it goes so far sometimes I worry how many genuine believers there might be. Flat Earth 2.0
holding a chicken to the crowd BEHOLD! A BIRD!
Flawless deduction.
Damn. And here I was, being a fool, calling chickens dinosaurs…
Birds are dinosaurs in the same sense that people are tetrapods. Like, sure, it’s true, but it’s not a very specific statement.
Nah, but dinosaurs were all chickens. One little asteroid and they all just died, like cowards.
No they’re dinosaurs
All you people mocking OP-- careful now, that’s a slippery slope and before you know it you’ll be believing that dogs are mammals.
OP is now a variable, and you’re decrementing him by one.
It’s ok, OP++, I gotchu
But then why Pluto is a pet dog and Goofy is a human dog? Checkmate scientists.
Easy explanation: slavery.
holds up platypus with feathers glued to it BEHOLD! A BIRD!
Perry the bird ?
Airy Perry
Perry the feathered platypus?!
Diogenestralia
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Now I really want an avatar style platypus bird. Imagine how cute a flying platypus would be!
Actually thinking about it, I feel like that would be the perfect representation of all four elements (venom has to count for fire, no?).
I have a feeling that if avatar had a platypus it would just be a platypus.
Aren’t they venomous?
That’s why they’re also fire! They swim, look like badger moles, and (if they had wings) they fly!
Where’s Charlie? I need a lawyer well versed in bird law.
Now where did you find so many feathers?
camera pans to plucked chicken / man
removes feathers
And now it’s a man!
Adds fedora
Perry the Man?!?
Everyone knows chicken are feathered men.
Not this turkey, unless your goose is cooked
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But he’s not a man, he’s a Chicken Boo!
Feathered bipeds
When Plato asserted that man was a featherless biped, Diogenes stood, brandished the bald chicken and shouted, “Behold—a man!” Plato, perhaps missing the point of Diogenes’ criticism, then continued to amend his definition to “featherless biped with flat, broad nails.
It has been known for millennia that men are featherless chickens. Get with the program people.
Chickens are birds, aren’t they? Just like how penguins are birds, and unlike penguins they can actually fly short distances.
The ability to fly does not make a bird. Birds are actually a pretty easy group to identify. Does it look like a bird? Great! It’s a bird!
The problem is that chickens and penguins don’t actually look like birds lol
Except for bats.
Bats aren’t bugs!
Bats: have ears, don’t have beak, have skin wings, have claws on their wings.
Yes, chickens and penguins are birds
Source?
Eggs, beaks, feathers, warm blooded.
F-feathers?
We can probably just use process of elimination… They don’t have live babies or nurse their young, so not mammals… They’re warm blooded so not reptiles, amphibians, or fish… I think it’s self evident that they aren’t slime, mold, bacteria, or a virus… So, we’re left with birds
Anyway, both chicienband ducks are dinosaurs. That’s what I tell my child. Birds are just a subcategory of dinosaurs.
Always two there are
I have an answer but no one would want to know it.
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The view of immense stupidity and ignorance.
Seen a chicken fly?
Also, penguins are fish.
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Yes.
I suppose if you happen to believe that chickens specifically are the descendents of dinosaurs, but you don’t believe that birds in general are the descendents of the dinosaurs?
IDK. I’m having segment fault errors occur when I attempt to parse OP’s logical expression.
OP has been around since the Jurassic period, they’re having a lot of trouble to accept what’s happened to chickens.
no the egg came first
it’s clearly a man
Feathered* man
