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is it a black bear or a grizzly bear? very important question. A similar logic applies to men except the criterion is probably much harder to gauge by eye.
Ok. Good for her. Anyway…I’d rather choose the bear too because a bear isn’t going to accuse me of raping it when I’m not giving it my attention or the time of day
Just returning the same energy ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Edit: Oh? so if a guy like me who has had some bad things happen due to an abusive ex says essentially the same thing, it’s not ok, but because she’s a woman, its okay? Wow, I’m SO shocked!
what kinda bear we talking? Black bear, grizzly bear, teddy bear, a large anthropomorphic bear? I mean come on we need something to work with here.
Frankly, i’d rather be out in the woods alone, but that’s because i don’t like people.
Eye opening to see how misandric society really is
Ah just what we need, more gender warfare, rather than focusing on the 1% who increase inflation and make wars, and steal your paychecks.
I’d generally pick a bear too, most of the time you could just walk away. A human might try to talk to me or something.
My first thought would be “maybe we can be friends”
With the bear, obviously
I mean, do I know if the bear is hungry? What type of bear? I’d take a well fed black bear over a random person, they ain’t gonna fuck with you. Pretty much any other scenario and I ain’t messing with the bear.
Gummy bear. It’s not hungry, but you are.
Water bear. Ravenously hungry.
Awh. Cute lil guy
Though honestly same could be said about the man in question, is he nice or hostile, can he control his urges or not, is he stable or a complete psycho. This question really goes both ways
Yeah but a well fed black bear isn’t going to try to make small talk
Neither will a socialy anxious person… Or a mute
The same could be said by both the man and the bear about Kate. So this question goes three ways.
A spectacled bear that has eaten his fill of marmalade sandwiches.
We don’t have bears here, only lions…
It’s so bizarre to me that people are taking this so personally. Usually I don’t associate myself personally with the concept of “random asshole” and tend to have a pretty poor opinion of said random asshole.
People actually taking a probability and risk assessment statement as if it’s talking about them.
How do people have the energy for all this
Yes keep fighting on twitter while the ruling class take away your rights.
…bears cannot type…
The question is loaded, see, because men can be bears, but bears cannot be men.
Yes, I know the question is about actual bears, leave my terrible, repeated joke alone
Yeah…honestly I’d also prefer the bear.
Pretty much all points from all parties in this thread just reinforce my ever growing refusal to leave the house or interact with anybody unless absolutely necessary.
Eventually, I’ll probably be the strange man in the woods because that’s as far away from people as I can get. Should we meet at that time, then by all means, I encourage you, regardless of gender, to move along and go get you some bear love.
