toe truck
Better get 'em to the incinerator before they go necro and cause another voidout!
Planes would be so much more comfortable if I was in a box in the cargo area
Like a coffin?
Yeah. At least I could straighten my legs and take a nap
Coffins are super comfy, and it’s a well kept secret. I’d buy one to nap in if they were reasonable.
Or one of those Japanese nap pods
SLPT: To save money, consider just dying instead.
Found the Canadian government’s account.
I am considering it.
Benny’s body pick up. “You kill 'em, we chill 'em.”
I can bring you in warm…
As I am trash, I demand the garbage truck take me for free
Is there a community for “suicided by words”?
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In more developed countries, the ambulance is free BTW…
Cries in Canada
Really? I thought, Canada was more progressive… I’m from Germany BWT…
Haha kein grund zu sagen das du deutsch bist. Sieht man von der instance
Depends on the province since health is a provincial jurisdiction. In Ontario the cost is $45 Canadian unless you’re on social assistance of any sort then it’s free, or if it’s between two medical facilities which is also free
Cries in American 💧🦅
A cop told me after my car was totaled that he called the local tow truck, and the cost was covered by the city.
Imagine my surprise when I went to the tow yard a couple days later and they handed me my $800 bill.
I think for this trick to work you need to be person shaped and not car shaped.
In the fucking rain?! Brutal.
You guys pay for ambulance rides?
