His Majesty’s Treasury Head of Cyber Security salary: £57500
Help I based my economy around generating wealth for shareholders but I also need things that don’t generate wealth to get done… Unsolvable problem
Which of these will better protect my country:
One plane that works sometimes
Putting a competent person in charge of protecting the entire online monetary system
Not the Onion (UK edition, innit)
The Babylon Bruv
lol, lmao
UK tryin to pretend it’s a player in the modern tech world while paying people less than interns make in California
The entire UK is a country sized Potemkin Village set up by the United States to let the terf islanders live out their remaining days in peace while the rest of the world kindly plays along.
“You know back in my day the sun never set on our glorious empire”
Oh wow gran that’s amazing. How would you like some mushy peas huh? That sounds good, right?
to let the terf islanders live out their remaining days in peace while the rest of the world kindly plays along.
Where’s my peace motherfucker!?!
You’re right, but this applies to like 500 people who run Britain, 300 of which their families always have, and 200 of which pretend their families always did.
What are you trying to kill me? Mushy peas are much too spicy. Now if you dip some bread into the pea wet, then that’s a proper meal innit.
It’s less than ten years since the British goverment spent several years trying to ban encryption entirely until eventually enough poeple they trust told them they were fucking idiots and it would destroy the economy overnight.
It would be funny if British colleges complied and stopped teaching about encryption and all the fresh government hires have no idea what any of it means
Californian interns make nearly $72k?
72k is like minimum wage in California lol.
At big tech companies yes
What’s cost of living like though?
In fairness I reckon you could piss away three and a half grand a month away fairly easily in London.
What’s cost of living like though?
obscene, you’re considered low income in the bay area if you make <$104k
For a family for 4
Single income earner making 100k is doing perfectly fine
Idk, I live here and I think the numbers are inflated because of tech bros tbh
100k = 65k after taxes
You can find a nice studio in downtown or 1 bedroom outside downtown center for 1.6-2.2k, after utils. Ignore the median rent in the article, it’s cause of all the luxury apartments that are needlessly expensive for tech bros
65k = 5.4k /month
After taxes and rent you have 3.4k a month?
In a city that’s tiny and has a workable public transit system so you also don’t need a car
Yeah, I’ve heard that. Got mentioned in a thing about the Cecil Hotel, in San Francisco, how basically no one can afford to live in downtown LA or SF. Interesting to hear it off an actual person.
60-150k
Median is probably 100k
I think this is also what the average new grad makes in London in the private sector…
Certainly half of what new grads are paid at the big players
I think you’d pull more even here in Colombia for a job like that
Pay peanuts, enjoy watching the circus.
That’s like $70k USD lmao, plus it’s in one of the most expensive cities on earth. I would assume that they’d be paying a junior cyber security analyst more than that.
You seem to be forgetting how low stress being the head of cyber security for the department that controls all of the money must be
The salary factors in that you’ll set up an Office Space system that vacuums up all the fractions of cents that get rounded off in every transaction.
oh, right. like in Superman III
Oh boy, commission! Lads, we are so back
No wayyyy, they’re lying to drum up paranoia for the cold war?
You can easily make over $200k a year as Head of Cybersecurity in most places.
His Majesties…
Royals being unimaginably stupid yet again. That position was absolutely for some little lordling’s career starter.
Entry level pay from a state govt position is higher than that where I live.
For something that stressful, that’s not even enough pay to respond to an email, much less orchestrate policy or risk management or even manage a team.
Yeah. Our salaries are fucked.
Up til recently (pre 12 years of Tories), salaries were a bit better, but mostly the cost of living was in line with the salaries, when you factor in all of the good public healthcare services and railways, even arts/culture.
Then they privatised all the railways and began making the NHS more and more private, while depressing wages of anything that wasn’t to do with financial speculation and property.
In London that’s all multiplied - finance is very rich, and your average non finance salary should conform to the set London Living Wage (which is higher than the rest of England). The London Living Wage is now however disproportionate to the cost of living. My rents gone up by 300 quid in 3 years, while my house and location have gotten worse and worse.
And now here we are. Pretty much everyone’s feeling it. Anything that’s not a fat moneymaker is shutting down, so the city has become more and more soulless, giving even less reason to live there other than to chase a bigger salary.
Sometimes I mention security at work and my coworkers literally laugh. Luckily we’re a utility so none of the customers can leave.
