probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass…
It was probably Hans Niemann then
Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I’m being stopped in traffic…
just get arrested a couple times…
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn’t found???
Diamonds are stored in the balls!
Not a single thing about this sounds “routine”
DiamondButt
Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: “Ha! They missed 1.”
why didn’t you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol
Appearanlty it’s a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
Eh they’re brown diamonds
It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
Best comment ever written in the history of the internet
Source? Post the complete ranked list.
Sir, I need your driver’s license and registration. Also, bend over…
“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
