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Here’s a thing we think could have possibly happened somewhere. We are serious news reporters.
“I don’t get my new from Faux News, I get it from a real news site like NBC(that is totes not also syndicated monopolistic bulllshit).”
“We’re not sure it happened, but because it’s bad country, then it did”
Literally a South Park bit:
“Wow, you’ve actually seen people eating eachorther?!”
“No, Tom, we not actually seen it… we’re just reporting it.”
It was not immediately clear whether any of the blackouts actually happened
I wish I could get a job where I write nothing but wishcasting and cope
Not exactly the same, but I’m reminded of an old Onion video Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
“Reportedly” means “I’m super extra lying,” in the same way “but at what cost?” means “I’m actually saying one true thing this time”
This didn’t happen but I imagined it. Really makes you think eh
I had a dream where Xi flipped me off. Here’s an article about what that might mean, how China could apologise. I am on track for a Pulitzer.
It may not be true, but says something about Chinese Society that I found it plausible.
