this is some damn 2011 millennial humor
I hear standard issue cats are good as well
We have a #2 and a #6!
I got me a highway stray and a mouser needed
I got a dumb fluffy
Most of the names would be also perfect Weed strains and hipster meal titles in a vegan bowl restaurant
We’ve got a #3 laying on the couch and a #4 doing his patrol of the house.
We think ours is a Snack Master Potato mix.
What about queen judgie?
#7 and #10 here. They’re great.
I’ve got a Fuzzy Flopster and a Big Dumb Cuddlebum
Sister 1 is #7, nothing she wont gobble down Sister 2 is #8, her true form is liquid to the point you wont understand even how
We got 2 rescues, brothers. One acting tough, meowing for attention, but when there’s some noise he’s scared shitless. Stranger danger in cat form. The other is a lazy skeptical fatass, just hanging around always giving the side eye when you’re coming near.
My last cat was #11 - The Satan Himself. He controlled the whole village, ate food in every house and trolled all the big dogs non stop. He also brought fresh fish from the sea back home from time to time. And yet he was a total sweetheart towards me, he greeted me at the door every day when I came back from home.
Did he catch the fish or steal them from a market…
Stole from fishing boats.
Lol clever. Fresh fish! Sure they didn’t toss him one? 🤣
