Ayyy! Caramba!
Oh, would you like some?
Forbidden foursome
bremdstimks
Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?
They like cameras
IIRC mantis eyes are a series of small holes/tubes angled in different directions. You can see into the ones that are faced directly towards you down to (I assume) some photoreceptor like our pupils, but the other holes are occluded.
So basically, yeah, kinda. I think.
“[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”
me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am
This isn’t what it looks like
The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.
I promise I can stop anytime.
I saved you one
Are you not entertained?
ERMAHGERD WYRMS
When you’re caught eating everything out of the pantry in the middle of the night
Voulez-vous une baguette?
Would you like a baguette?
(I use Google translate so if it’s bad don’t blame me)
