RIP Harambe. 😭
I’m going Wolf personally. I might have a chance with a wolf, gorillas are stupid strong. No thanks.
Also, you can just climb a tree, it is a forest after all
Yeah. Wolves suck at climbing trees.
what are you doing out here alone, Moon-moon?
GOD DAMNIT MOON MOON
Even though it’s the most prolific killer of the animal kingdom, the winner of the competition turned out to be the mosquito.
My wife would probably pick the man over the mosquito. She hates those things because they always seem to seek her out.
This takes me back to “gorilla, man, gun,” which was basically the baptist youth camp version of rock, paper, scissors. (It probably exists outside of that context, that’s just where I always played it shrug)
How does that work? Gorilla kills man? Gun kills Gorilla? but what’s the man/gun outcome? Because gun also kills man
He already mentioned it was a religious thing, so chances are slim that the game is grounded in anything approaching logic.
Yeah, but there needs to be an answer, whether grounded in logic or not. Is it man uses gun? Is it gun kills man, and they don’t understand the game?
Gorilla kills man, because obvious Man wins against gun because it’s an inanimate object Gun shoots gorilla because it doesn’t understand what it is and accidentally shoots itself.
It’s gorilla beats man, man beats gun, gun beats gorilla, it didn’t even make sense to me when I was 8
oh please rock paper scissors is also not very logical. so what if paper wraps a rock what does that accomplish?
If you’re the kid that lived behind me in my childhood, you wrap the rocks in paper, light them on fire, then try to them at the BBQ pit in my backyard. If anything, the rock and paper combine into a more powerful weapon.
I choose the wolf. I already have 2 inside me, they’ll just see me as another member of the pack.
Depends if you’ve been feeding them well.
AROOOOO
Nixon?
sounds kinda gay ngl
Three Wolf Interior Moon?
I definitely would like more 3 wolf moon shirts to show on the outside what’s going on inside.
That third one is also gay
Wolf def the safest option. Most likely to leave you alone.
Why would you want it to leave you alone?
So it doesn’t feel threatened and try attacking me. I thought that was fairly obvious.
It’s a tournament for who you want to have in the forest alone. I just wait for woman coming in and sweeping the floor
We tamed them once, we can do it again!
Do I have treats for the wolf?
Really missed the opportunity to have the top bracket be “Lions” and “Tigers”
Lions, Tigers, and Bears, no man!
Probably wolf.
Wolf. Wolves are naturally shy of humans, and while gorillas are also, gorillas are also much bigger and stronger. If one decides it’s mad at you it will pull your limbs off. Or worse. A wolf will try to rip you apart and tear your throat out if it’s mad at you, but since it’s in a different weight class you might actually stand a chance if you curl up in the fetal position or whack it in the face with a rock.
If Trading Places taught us anything, a gorilla may also fall in love with you
AWOO gimme the wolf
found the pawb social user
Run, Forrest, run!
wolf, considering they don’t fucking exist anymore (in the US at least, also im sure they still do, just not in significant number)
Also i don’t like gorillas, they can eat shit.
wolf, considering they don’t fucking exist anymore (in the US at least
As apposed to the famous North American Gorilla?
i know, that was also part of why it was funny.
I thought they tried reintroducing wolves to yellowstone, no?
probably, no clue. Would be a pretty good environment for them though.
They exist
to my understanding they do exist, just in significantly less numbers than they used to, leading to the problem with deer populations that we have now, though i could very well be mistaken about that.
Definitely wolf. If I get trapped with a gorilla and some shots it to save me, humanity get will get so much negative karma on top of what we are still paying from 2016 and I won’t be able to live with the guilt.
