Bonus NonCredibleDefense: long-term advertising works.
There is exactly one Taco Bell in Germany. For Ramstein Air Base:
https://www.yelp.com/biz/taco-bell-ramstein-miesenbach?hrid=hv10pQ0zMLUBd7Ot1Al5SQThat’s not a truck, though. That’s in the main BX food court…like on most military installations. Along with a Poppeyes, Subway, Charlies, Panda Express, Starbucks, Baskin-Robins….etc etc etc
Yes, doesn’t the very existence of those “food courts” underline the caricature?
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Food Courts Martial
Seems like a missed opportunity: you could hook up the boiling oil to a water cannon.
If your logistics network can ensure a supply of Big Macs and XBoxes and recreational niceties to your far-flung military outposts in peacetime, it can ensure a supply of weapons, ammunition, medical supplies and such when the shit hits the fan. Also, your troops, eating their cheeseburgers on an obscure Pacific atoll, know this and have better morale.
Zoom in- “Happy Sherman Meal” is the Where’s Waldo of the day. Can you find it? I knew you could!
I was about to say no we really do this.
McHalf-Track
The M is for Machine.
Behold the ice cream fleet
US halftracks are a fucking vibe
McTechnical?
Who needs a political officer when you have a McHalftrack?
