I remember my mom once worriedly asked me if I was gay because “I never saw you with a girlfriend”. I was a rude, long-haired, weird looking rocker asshole, and 15 at the time of the question.
It’s your eyebrows girl
Holy fucking shit covered Jesus…
+1 eyebrows
I always wondered why the Mii editor let you do that
That has to be some weird ai filter/upscaling artifact, right? Her teeth and neck look weird too. But idk, maybe she really has sidebrows
Hehe. My mom said that she will accept any girl I bring home. Too bad that I have zero game. I am gonna die lonely and miserable aren’t I?
You can always lower your standards
Obesity rates are going up so things will just keep getting easier
Or just change your standards. Try to find someone you share something in common with, don’t just go for looks. I don’t know if that’s helpful or actionable though.
I don’t go for looks. I am too ugly for that. It seems I struggle with finding a common ground with women. Add to that my emotional dysregulation and you have a recipe for disaster like me.
Consider not looking for women and just looking for people that share your interests. The more people you interact with, the more likely one of them will either be a woman or know a woman who you’d be interested in.
Then again, random Internet advice is worth about what you paid for it. Good luck! I hope you find what you’re looking for.
I wish it were that simple. My primary interests are books. I couldn’t find any book clubs in my city. Since, finishing college I have no way of meeting new people.
Try discord servers for books, my best friend found his partner on one and a couple years later he moved countrys to live with her! Try reading groups or other such things and you’ll surely find people you have something in common with, and who knows where those relationships will lead you
I will try. Thank you.
When is the last time you checked? My local library hosts a couple, and there are a few in my neighborhood, though you’d need to get to know people first.
So that’s what I recommend. If you love books, get to know your neighbors and talk to them about the books you love. You might just find a local book club or something.
My mom would randomly ask me "what do you think about <whatever hot celebrity happened to be on TV>. Yea mom, I’m not gay but I’m not talking about this shit with you either.
That’s just what someone with two healthy arms WOULD say
Can we leave that shit on Reddit? It was tired there
I got that in HS, too. Took till like college until I started caring about dating. But that was in like 2000 so it was a lot less accepted so it was appreciated.
This just makes me think of all the times my mom accused me of being high years before I ever touched any drugs every time I would ask for something to eat because I was hungry.
Yikes that sounds like she was trying to give you an eating disorder. Im sure that was stressful anytime you just wanted a snack
That mom is toxic. Sorry you have to deal with that.
Good news, believe there was a misunderstanding here :)
Disagree. Mom may be awkward or slightly ignorant, but telling your child that you accept them if they’re gay and presumably worried about mentioning their dating life to you is basically the opposite of toxic.
Imagine thinking “I better let my child know I love and accept them in case they had doubts” is toxic.
POV means nothing anymore
Maybe whats shown is the mom trying to hide the “oh, so NOBODY wants you, damn.” behind a nervous smile.
I was going to say, “POV: I have no idea what POV means.”
falls into the same category as useless “nobody:”
literally.
I’m so glad that meme format died.
Also that fucking distorted bubble text sent me into a frothing seizure.
I can’t even imagine what kinds of shit I’m missing on TikTok
Does it not mean point of view?
Of course. If someone said “POV: a truck driver” you’d expect a scene looking out from the driver’s seat of a truck.
In this photo what does it mean? Clearly it’s not her point of view. Her mother’s? But that’s not what the text implies.
For some reason on TikTok especially people just slap “POV:” on absolutely everything.
Literally nothing about this meme would change if they left off POV. It’s utterly meaningless when used like this.
Nobody:
[email protected]: POV means nothing anymore
Maybe that’s the mom in the the picture
Maybe but then the photo doesn’t really match the text
Had to have this discussion with some childhood friends a few years ago still single.
You used the word rizz unironically, no wonder you haven’t found love
Excessively worried moms can be annoying, but at least she’s trying to be supportive of her daughter.
What is “rizz”?
it’s what you do to your blorbo
It’s slang for charisma.
I assume it means libido. This lady is very much a voluntary celebate.
“Attractive privilege”.
I acknowledge the possibility of attractive people being involuntarily celibate, but I suspect that is is much less likely than for unattractive people.
You definitely get more eyeballs when you are good-looking, but there is no natural drive belt that automatically turns these into more partners for you.
Inferring an awful lot from just a picture, my guy.
Are you kidding? Even with a bad personality and a tic disorder someone that looks like this can get dates. Have you never been around a beautiful person before?
Never heard asexuality/aromantic?
Never heard the word libido that I used?
Yes, and it’s irrelevant.
Perhaps to you! 😅
That’s the meme picture. Not the person.
Are you certain?
Yes.
Swag
Charisma
recessive jizz
You only get the jizz if you got the rizz. 😎
It’s something the youths are saying these days to describe someone who’s smooth and has cha-“rizz”-ma.
Did you say youts?
I think they meant the Houthis.
Houthis and the Blowfish?
Yeah. Two yutes.
I’ll be in my yurt
Mr Gambini, what exactly is a yute?
I’m sorry, your honor. Two “youths”.
Oh you mean utes
As a Utahn, I respect this.
I always thought it meant to fart.
Too bad INT,CHA,DEX,… didn’t catch on instead.
She has no rizz
noməlulul
why does her oven mitt say nomelulul?
It’s Lululemon backwards, and it’s a purse, not an oven mitt
Lululemon, the purse. These new digimon are going too far
It says nomɘlulul
Athleisure cookwear
My parents had this conversation with me once I hit college. I was thankful that they were open minded and supportive but it was awkward convincing them that while I very much liked the opposite gender I had other priorities at that time.
