I’ll start: a naked guy complaining to his host that there’s less light than advertised.
Riker bangs an alien.
They said an episode
Then I guess “the holodeck is broken” is out of the question as well.
Also “guess which cast member knows how to sing?”
A program hook-up a police and a ex-terrorist.
Security chief dies of contract negotiations.
Riker and the boys go to Vegas.
Unironically my favorite TNG episode.
A boy almost gets murdered for catching a ball.
Kirk out-bluffs a child.
Abraham Lincoln drops a hard R.
When the Captain finds Neelix and Tuvok intertwined in an intimate coupling, she is forced to order them to break up.
OP said worst. That’s the best.
Alternative: respected captain is found out to be extremely anti-species joining
The incel nerd guy is a victim of a data breach.
Riker catches an alien “virus” (from a plant) and lays down naked under a shiny blanket for the rest of the episode. Pulaski forces Riker to dream of the most boring and worst segments from season 1 and 2.
Most shows have flashback episodes that feature highlights. TNG had a clip show that showcased the worst segments. It was the most lackluster finale episode of any Star Trek season. And this was even well after Riker “grew the beard”.
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
Man visits childhood home to reconcile with himself after being forced to harm coworkers.
Man who can’t let go of past allows childhood bully to goad him into unwinnable challenge, forces friends to play history’s most boring sport. They get their asses kicked.
Star Trek having more baseball than dogs means humanity really fucked up our exports.
Dogs pee on sacred trees, they are probably not welcome abroad starships.
Robot LARPs Mayan pantheon.
Peple talk past eachother until they don’t.
He said “an” episode, not every episode