Mine is from an early 2000s film called Vanilla Sky.
“The sweet is never as sweet without the sour.”
“Save me a piece of that corn for later!”
I say this one all the time, and I always get weird looks. My wife just rolls her eyes because she can’t stand that movie.
They just don’t understand you!
Even though your clothes may have the appearance of riches, beneath the clothes we find a man. Beneath the man we find his… nucleus.
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.
Now you’re learning’ boyo!
“Like from a hose?!” Grown Ups
No, just endless Simpsons references that fall on deaf ears.
You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: never try.
I get the best eye-rolls followed by smiles from my wife when I say: “you choo-choo choose me?”
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is…never try.
Oh, don’t worry. Their idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
BUT WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL BART? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL??
The goggles, the do nothing!
You’re failing, Seymour! What’s with you and failing?!
He’s not just some guy, marge, he’s a carny. And part of a noble tradition. Carnys built this country!
… The carnival part of it anyway.
I have three kids and no money, why can’t I have no kids an three money!
The all ighty …ollar?
Oh hahaha I get it!
¡Parque Gordasico!
I am the lizard Queen!
Aw Lisa, honey, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand!
Me to a Chinese teacher called Nick: ‘Hello everybody! Hi Doctor Nick!’
*Confused face
I’m here for them. 😉
I bring you love 👽
It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!! Break its legs!!
I’m good for like the first 10 seasons, which are the best 10 seasons. I grew up on it and rewatched a lot of them as an adult. It’s funnier as an adult.
Yeah seasons 3 through 8 were the Conan O’Brien years. That’s the golden era.
But there are excellent episodes outside of that. I personally think “SE12 EP18 - Trilogy of Errors” is a top 5 episode. It’s the one where marge cuts off homer’s thumb, Milhouse finds fireworks in a cave and Lisa builds a
partygrammar robot. I haven’t seen enough of seasons beyond like 20 or so to comment on them, but Ive heard they’ve actually been hitting a solid stride since the pandemic.Linguo dead?
Linguo IS dead* 🤖
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.
punch to stomach
That’s for trying to take credit for other people’s work!
pointing at the user doubled over in pain
Ha ha!
Serpentine!
What’s this one from. My old roommate used to always say it when we played first person shooters and he was being shot at.
I think it’s from Generation Kill, where the Marines are bounding and when it’s the journalist’s turn, he runs back and forth instead of in a straight line and explains it with “Serpentine!”
Generation Kill was referencing The In-Laws
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I’m sure it’s not the origin, but I remember it best from Metalocolypse.
An adult swim show that satirizes the metal culture of the time.
Dethklok, the band that is the focus of the show actually has some good tunes.
There have been several albums released.
A lot of talent behind this animated band.
It’s from The In-Laws (1979)
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Thanks bot! I didn’t know about this.
This is all YOUR fault, beatnik!
Pain don’t hurt.
Some people get it, but most don’t.
Pain don’t hurt.
I like it but I’m not sure that I get it haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygiLUrJJjnM
For me it means that true pain is something other than physical.
It’s not a movie but it makes me think of this quote from Murakami’s What I Talk About When I Talk About Running:
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. Say you’re running and you think, ‘Man, this hurts, I can’t take it anymore.’ The ‘hurt’ part is an unavoidable reality, but whether or not you can stand anymore is up to the runner himself.
I feel this may be the sentiment behind, “Pain don’t hurt.”
Swayze and Murakami, my two muses.
Indeed it is. The line comes from Patrick Swayze’s head bouncer character “Dalton” in Road House. He is supposed to be a sort of ascetic warrior philosopher. He eschews convenience, lives in a converted barn without air conditioning, etc. because for him physical suffering is of little importance.
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but doesn’t get you anywhere. -Van Wilder
Its dumb, but whenever someone mentions peaches I always hit them with “I could eat peaches for hours”. An obscure line from Face Off but for whatever reason it’s stuck in my head over all these years. No one ever gets the reference.
I think it’s “a peach,” not “peaches”
Well shit…you’re right.
I hope you’re at least doing it in a suitably creepy tone of voice.
Oh most definitely. It makes everyone feel awkward, and that’s the point.
Yo I’ve been saying that for years. And yeah, nobody remembers it.
“Technical fowl!” From that animated Adam Sandler movie about Hanukkah
Was that movie Eight Crazy Nights?
That’s the one!
A moment of pain is worth a lifetime of glory. Remember that.
Oooh I am blanking on the name. What movie is it?
Unbroken
Mine is from City Slickers. Billy Crystal keeps saying “hellooooooo” to the cows in a kind of half-moo voice. I use it all the time and no one gets it.
Im in fucking Austria. Illiterate farmers the lot of them here. Nobody has ever seen a movie in English or any other language than German.
There is nothing I can quote that they would recognise.
So alone.
Are there no German language instances?
I’m not wishing you gone, I’m wishing you could find what you want.
Oh, I’m fine right here. I’m just stuck in a country that isn’t my home or my culture. 🤷
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“Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”
- Wesley Snipes as ‘Blade’ in Blade
