idk just a random scenario stuck in my head
- You retain all intelligence.
- You must have confirmation yourself that your message reached the president.
- You can’t pick human as your animal.
- The president as referring to Joe Biden. Other country presidents are accepted though.
This is the Rick and Morty episode where rick becomes a turkey to get pardoned isnt it?
I guess falcon or an eagle or a hawk. Since I get to retain my intelligence it is my one and only opportunity to truly fly.
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Does the president have to understand the message, or just receive it?
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Do I know how to use the animal’s skills (e.g. flying) instinctively without learning?
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Is my fight or flight response the same as for human me, or do I inherit that from the animal also? (E.g. as a cat am I terrified of dogs?)
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I’d become a loving purring cat and would look for a household that would treat me like I treat my cats right now. They’re the 1% of the animal kingdom, might as well get the animal life I won’t ever get as a human. Not even trying once to do the president quest.
Dog. Go around being surprisingly helpful to people, become famous, visit President, write message very clumsily with a pencil in my mouth, sell rights to movie, profit.
fade into the wilderness and forget the message for the rest of my life
I’d turn into a big old land tortoise and then just be a turtle.
Benefits:
- strong shell
- feets for marching
- cute tail bump
- adorable smile
- can flip friends over when they need help
- turtle
Parrot? The obvious choice?
squaaawk
I ain’t sending jack shit! I’m staying as a dog forever!
I think if a bald eagle showed up at an oval office window and started tapping Morse code on the glass it would get attention if not headlines.
I believe the one in the trump vid was trying to save our democracy.
I’d be the President’s dog. And then I’d just need to get their attention at that point, so I’ll keep biting his secret service agents until finally they start to wonder what’s up. It shouldn’t take more than 3 or 4 bites for people to realize I’m trying to send a message, right?
Or you find out where Fort Rainbow Bridge is after one.
The joke is the president’s dog has already bitten dozens of agents.
I guess my current events detox is working to some degree.
Do I get to pick the starting point? Because if yes, I think Charlotte’s web sets a decent example.
Id become a bird. Id fly around for the rest of my life.
Wait why was I a bird again?
Great ape.
Learn sign language.Couldn’t you just draw in the sand with a stick? I think if there’s an ape who’s fluent in English handwriting that would make it to the news pretty fast.
Planet of the Humans
I love how 80% of the comments are “Fuck the president, I want to be an animal!”
I don’t disagree.
