Aging hipster.
An animal, biped, featherless
Vaguely human-like
I’m just a 12-inch 60 watt guitar loudspeaker with tailored mid-range frequency response primarily used to record metal trying to find other guitar loudspeakers with tailored mid-range frequency responses primarily used to record metal
I look like the archetypical IT guy. 30s, balding, overweight, like I’m constantly about to have a nervous breakdown (I am.)
Not telling my mother’s maiden name or first pet, but I feel like I should weigh in with all the non-serious responses.
Bald, beardy, tall and white. Reasonably attractive and fit, so not total neckbeard material. I dress kind of business casual.
an actual goblin. like, with the rusty scimitar, three copper coins, and leather armor. The full ensemble.
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All you need is a Harley Davidson now.
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Like Grimace.
Like a child cosplaying as an adult
Nice try glowies