V taper
When I get what I want, I never want it again.
Oh my god this is so me. I get obsessed with getting what I want, and then when I finally get it, I use it a couple times and then abandon it.
Literally dying from cancer and the only one single thing in the entire world I want before I die is to fall in love one last time.
Got turned down the other day by a woman who literally said “I love you” when I told her I wasn’t going to survive the cancer.
I’m so sorry. 10/10 would date you cancer or not.
Thank you for saying that. Where in the world are you?
Canada. I will adopt you.
I’ll start by learning to say “eh” and wearing plaid
Short but people have said I look tall af from a distance
Tis you?
Found the german
Not quite but close, I’m Swiss ;)
How the fuck did you get this!? My ex put you up to this?
Lol
I love when food that has a high iron content tastes a bit iron-y!
This is why I don’t clean my knives after sharpening!
I’m a type-A personality with ADHD.
Everybody but me thinks I’m wonderful.
not me
Aroace and genderqueer who lives in one of the most queerphobic countries in the world.
Everybody around me knows but I don’t.
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The iron in my blood.
I’m a kinky burlesque performer with a forked tongue.
I’m also sex repulsed and ace.
Man, you remind me of a friend of mine.
lmao that’s cool as hell
Most people who know me think I’m a just swell normal guy with perhaps some offputting vibes. But I was raised under circumstances that would fuck up most people. Turning out well-adjusted, educated, and starting a stable family all basically started as a rebellious phase. I still am gutter trash deep down, but I’ve got a wife and a kid now who I somehow support on a single income working 100% from home. I’ve overcommitted to this bit and there’s no going back. I have to “be a sane human” who doesn’t “sleep in storage units” now. I’ve become a man who “updates underwriters” and doesn’t “dress like a wizard, cast spells in public parks, and barf on the sidewalk”. God help me.
You can dress like a wizard, just do it at sponsored events, or with your kids. Don’t barf on the sidewalk, but the wizard stuff is fine, in moderation.
That stuff is behind me, for now. The fact that I’m a bearded recluse in a tower who makes a living staring long and deep into a glowing piece of glass that is slowly driving me insane is pretty cool though
Thanks for this different perspective. Makes the grind more tolerable
Dear diary, today my palantir put me in touch with a pretty chill wizard…
We’re all faking it, at least a bit. The fact that you care enough about your family to keep your shit together proves that you’re not trash inside.
Proof is perhaps too strong a word for it, but whatever spends is money, eh?
I own ten thousand spoons but all I need is a knife.
I bought a box of spoons at the Business Costco and now this is my whole life
Did you meet the man of your dreams, and then meet his beautiful wife? little bitter giggle
all I need is a knife.
I don’t get why people see eating with hands as barbaric. Been doing this since I was a kid
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