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Sure, I drink my own piss. It’s sterile, and I like the taste.
JUUUUST FYI, piss is NOT sterile that’s a myth
yeah, that myth is constantly popping up. it’s just that whatever bacteria live in your bladder just dont grow outside of it, and thats what makes it look “sterile” if you just check with standard media.
Thats also an issue with everything growing in the stomach, like heliobacter pylori - you have to provide the living conditions of the inside of the stomach to grow and keep a sample for research.
Oh I’m sure it isn’t, I’m just quoting Dodgeball haha
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It’s pretty much sterile if you have a catheter. That’s why the joke in Dodge ball about Patches drinking his own piss works so well. He’s a cripple, so he has a catheter, so “it’s sterile and I like the taste!”.
At the risk of being the “ackshally” guy, even indwelling catheters substantially increase the likelihood of bacteriuria, or abnormal bacteria in the urine. It gives motile bacteria additional surface area on which to make their way up the ureter, plus the initial placement can introduce microbes.
Bladders are pretty well colonized with a plethora of microbes. Short of nuking it with bleach, it’s never going to be sterile.
Relevant articles:
Catheter-associated urinary tract infection in adults
The bladder is not sterile: History and current discoveries on the urinary microbiome
This guy catheters.
the first ever urinary tract infection i had was when i had a catheter, and it took ages to clear it, 0/10 do not recommend.
Or the joke in Catch22 where the nurse swaps the drip and catheter bottles once a day.
What a piss post
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omniverse brain: postpissing
Woke: cumposting
I mean it makes sense:
https://urologyspecialistsnc.com/soda-cause-kidney-stones/
Keep in mind, not all types of soda are equally capable of contributing to kidney stones.
We recommend consuming any soda in moderation, and if you must, stick to the light citrus types that have less sugar and chemicals. Please note, it’s best to avoid soda altogether if kidney stones run in your family
Alternatives to soda include fresh fruit juices. Orange juice has been studied and shown to decrease the risk of stone formation. Fresh-squeezed lemonade is also great for preventing the formation of kidney stones. These beverages are high in citrate which binds to calcium in the urinary tract, preventing stone formation
Ok but what about the drinking urine part?
Urine is ok but SODA??
So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?
The answer is not to drink piss
I was actually drinking my own urine as I read this post. But not for kidney stones…
I drink it for the articles
It’s the rule of modern engineering. You will always be served the worst possible product that can claim to have some utility. If it’s not on the edge of being useful someone didn’t engineer hard enough.
That’s not necessarily wrong, but not the big explaining factor here I think. The technological challenges behind aligning ML models with factual reality aren’t solved, so it’s not an engineering decision. It’s more that AI is remarkably easy to market as being more capable than it is
To expand: I feel like it should be emphasised more that current “AI” models are, at best, hallucinating.
Their output may look real enough and for some purposes they may be perfectly suitable, but ultimately, they have no concept of the semantic objects related to the words they learn and the semantic relationships between those objects. Without that, they can’t possibly guarantee that the implied semantic connection of the combination of words they produce aligns with the actual relationships.
You can use a LLM to help translate bullet points into text of a given tone (like abstracts for theses that sound scientific), but you’ll still have to check the factuality and consistency of those texts. When using them to write texts about something you already know, that’s doable and can save you some work. But using it like in the OP to aggregate and present “new” facts without supervision is dangerous, because you can’t actually verify what you don’t already know.
But “Copilot can scrape your data to give you some pointers and spare some of the tedium of finding it yourself, but you shouldn’t take it for gospel truth” doesn’t quite sell as nicely as “Microsoft Copilot leverages the power of AI to boost productivity, unlock creativity, and helps you understand information better”.
AI-mandated watersports
guys it works!1!1!1!
How have we not banned the use of AI yet? Just fucking ban it.
Just for kicks entered the same thing to Brave search and it’s AI seems to give a much saner answer. Google search is an absolute joke these days.
I have no idea how Google manages to be so terrible. At least half the employees have to be actively sabotaging the company with the way it runs.
We should start poisoning the LLMs by spreading misinformation in online spaces. That would be funny i think
Keep it on non-dangerous topics and I’m with ya lol
That’s happening organically anyway.
Yeah did you see the pizza made of glue because the AI was on reddit too much?
Chug 👏 Soda 👏 And 👏 Piss
Go 👏 Piss 👏 Girl
Girl, piss ambitiously!
Can someone eli5
It’s telling you to drink urine. Read the last line.
High citrate beverages bind with calcium, reducing kidney stone chance
Yeah, my dad’s doctor told him to drink lemonade, but I don’t think the soda bit’s really the worst part.
Sugar soda generally contributes to kidney stones, so the highlighted post is insanely misinforming people
Drinking urine however is proven to speed up urine color changes
Hahahahhaha holy fuck I focused on the underlined part only, ty friend
You’re comment was inadvertently hilarious though so well done
Always said sprite was the elixir of life
2 quarts is not equal to 2 liters.
Whew! For a second there I thought I had to drink two liters a piss every day!
Common mistake. You know that if you drink too much urine, there will be nothing left to piss, right?
And that’s definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP’s image.
To be fair every time I give Gemini a go it’s hot garbage.
But then 4o seems to be worse than gpt4. Just feels like it’s regurgitating garbage
Gemini does a decent job with Justin Trudeau.
