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Pope Francis paved the way for the canonization of the first saint of the millennial generation on Thursday, attributing a second miracle to a 15-year-old Italian computer whiz who died of leukemia in 2006.
Carlo Acutis, born on May 3, 1991, in London and then moved with his Italian parents to Milan as a child, was the youngest contemporary person to be beatified by Francis in Assisi in 2020.
Acutis, who died of acute leukemia on Oct. 12, 2006, was put on the road to sainthood after Pope Francis approved the first miracle attributed to him: The healing of a 7-year-old Brazilian boy from a rare pancreatic disorder after coming into contact with an Acutis’ relic, a piece of one of his T-shirts.
According to Vatican News, the second miracle recognized on Thursday is related to a woman from Costa Rica, who in July 2022 made a pilgrimage to Acutis’ tomb in Assisi to pray for the healing of her daughter, who had suffered severe head trauma after falling from her bicycle. The young woman started showing signs of recovery immediately after her mother’s plea.
so the vatican has all of this kids clothes preserved as relics and they cut off pieces of his t-shirts so they can mail them to cancer patients. just imagining like, spongebob, batman, metallica t-shirts being guarded as holy relics in rome for centuries to come.
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I love how the church puts on a big show about “verifying” all of its canonizations as if they aren’t just making stuff up and believing urban legends.
Carlo Acutis
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Why were people praying at his tomb when he wasn’t a saint yet? Why did he have a tomb and not just a grave? Lots of weird shit happening here.
Found this on his wikipedia page:
Carlo Acutis was born in London, England, on 3 May 1991, to Andrea Acutis and Antonia Salzano, members of wealthy Italian families.[4][6][7][8] The Acutis family had a prominent position in the Italian insurance industry.[9] The Salzanos ran a publishing company.[10] Acutis’ maternal great-grandmother was born in the United States and came from a family of landowners in New York.[11]
So this kid’s rich parents made a hefty donation to the church and now he’s a saint? Is that how it works?
To become a saint you need miracles, to get miracles you need people praying to you, so I would think people praying to a non-saint is business as usual - but usually that’s because you were such a well known and respected person in life that people spontaneously built a shrine to you. Sucks that this kid died so young, but was he really on par with St Francis or did his wealthy family pump the numbers?
Is that how it works?
Some saints were canononized because of genuine religious reasons but rich and powerful people has always been able to lobby the church to get one of their guys canonised, that’s why most European countries have a saint who also happens to have been a king.
Yep
Dudes got fucking Nike’s on, does that mean the pope endorses groping a pair of Nike’s on a corpses feet to get healed? Deeply unserious religion
holy jordan 11s when
When I die, I’m donating all my old socks and dirty underwear to the Catholic Church to be archived and distributed as relics.
This kid is NOT my patron saint. The patron saint of the internet is pro-gamer FAZE_DARKSIDE who holds the highest k/d ratio in Counter Strike history.
So his “miracles” were posthumous and had nothing to do with the internet?
This is the majority of Saint miracles tbh
There are very few miracles that happened in the lives of saints. The point of the whole 2 miracles to canonize a saint is that once you die, people who think you went to heaven pray for your intercession. If you really are in heaven then you’d ask God to make the miracles happen. Then the idea is that if a miracle happens, it was because of the saint’s intercession. But this only works if people are ONLY praying for the purported saint’s intercession.
It’s kinda a weird system, I’ve gone to some Masses hosted by an order of nuns that was founded by a nun who is now in the process of being beatified. They asked the attendees to pray for her intercession, but you could ONLY pray for her intercession, no one else’s, or else we don’t know who interceded.
Ya know, that explains why there are so many fucking saints, and also is absolutely bullshit.
We’ve gotta switch to only counting the ones who actually performed their miracles while alive, that’ll make the numbers a lot more reasonable too
sadly removing my shrine to St. Aubergine of Babaganoushpolis
Oh I thought it was primarily “miracles” they performed in life, that later need to be “proven” to canonize them.
Turning up a dial that says pseudo paganism on it and looking back to the congregation for approval
Catholics reinventing ancestral worship.
The miracles have nothing to do with the internet, but Carlo was a programmer, he made a website for his local church and he was unfortunely a gamer.
It seems weird to call someone the patron saint of something if their saintly status has nothing to do with that thing.
I believe it’s more about the person themselves than the miracles. For example, Joseph (Jesus’ legal father not the Egyptian dude) worked as a carpenter for most of his life. That’s why they decided to give him the title of patron saint of workers and fatherhood. In some countries, the title is related to the place where the person lived or was born.
Catholicism is a fake ass religion. How can anyone take this shit seriously?!
Also if I know anything about 15 yr old boys who are internet users, it’s that the real relic shouldn’t be one of his t shirts, it should be the crusty sock down the back of his wash basket.
Catholicism is a fake ass religion. How can anyone take this shit seriously?!
still waiting to see a real ass religion
Sun worshippers
Avert your eyes.
Polytheists are the only real religious people. “Oh yeah our Gods are a bunch of inbred weirdos who live on a Mountain and rule us by arbitrary whims so it totally makes sense that we have to burn horse foreskins for them cuz that’s just some weird shit they’re into, also those people like 20 miles away who have their own pantheon of inbred weirdos are totally legit and if enough of us fuck enough of them we’ll just meld the two inbred weirdo families together.”
Everyone else is trying to nerd there way into thinking there’s some rational benevolent AI controlling everything. Monotheists are the OG scifi nerds.
jesus christ catholicism is embarrassing lol, imagine reading this and being like “yup the pope is infallible!”
Death to America
This pope is fallible because he is woke and cringe
The Pope is just cultivating mass
Moot is the demiurge. No, I will not explain.
I can confirm. I once touched his dakimakura and no woman has ever bothered me again. Miracles are real, folks. Praise jesus!
no woman has ever bothered me again
Finally safe from divorce
The founding of the Mechanicus cult
I’m more partial to Liebowitz myself.
Saint Pigpoopballs when?
if we all chip in on a sizable donation, we could probably get it done this year
I will pray to him when my ping is too high.
saint dickus please lower my ping so that i may slay for god’s glory
