• @[email protected]
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    31 year ago

    You forgot about the incessant annoying sound emitted for virtually every second of the drive, you know…if I’m the one driving.

  • @[email protected]
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    121 year ago

    I’m surprised California dealerships aren’t on top of this as a huge threat to their industry. Everyone will want to buy a car out of state.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      California is a massive market and has huge impacts on car manufacturing across the US. Put it simply, if a car can’t pass inspection in CA then it is almost not worth selling it. A car bought in Pennsylvania will have additional parts and components to pass CA smog standards. Not only would it hurt their brand loyalty to have a car incapable of being sold in CA, but it may simply be cheaper and simpler to build the capacity in for all cars instead of having two slightly different trims.

  • @[email protected]
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    So this turns every car on the road into a speed sensor yes? And then the cops use that aggregate data to feed cops info to inform speed traps and collect ticket quotas

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      11 year ago

      How would the cops get your vehicle’s data? It changes nothing really except for adding a beep

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        How do the cops get Ring video doorbell camera feeds?

        How do companies get data from your tire pressure monitoring sensors?

        You’re an adult I assume, do you really not get this?

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          How does adding a Beep beep change what data your car tracks? You realize all vehicles in production right now track your location and velocity, right?

          • @[email protected]
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            11 year ago

            Start by talking me through how MY car knows that YOUR car is speeding, as it drives by me today.

            • @[email protected]OPM
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              11 year ago

              ???

              I have no idea what you’re talking about. Nobody is suggesting that. Read the article before you pick fights about it

  • Zier
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    Someone speeding like crazy, you honk at them, they turn around, stalk you until you stop and they smash your windows. It’s called road rage. DON’T honk at speeders. People are psycho.

  • @[email protected]
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    My car beeps at me if j go the wrong way down a 1 way street. Of course it hasn’t updated the maps of the area where i live in at least 10 years so it just beeps constantly.

    • @[email protected]
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      91 year ago

      Are you serious?! I would set it on fire and launch it at the manufacturer’s headquarters, then plead “temporary insanity by incessant beeping” to the court.

  • @[email protected]
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    When I read the headline I briefly imagined a world where people who bought new cars were statutorily required to honk at other drivers for their driving.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      I was SO torn on posting this to the Not The Onion community for that reason. I find the headline hilarious (as evidenced by me commenting “HONK” throughout this comment section)

  • @[email protected]
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    441 year ago

    Headline is misleading. This only passed the state Senate. It has not passed the state assembly yet. It also would need to be signed by the governor if it does pass in the assembly.

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        Its not just that, it’s measuring their speed and distance and if they cut in and start braking it can send the lorry into an auto hard breaking moment where the hazards come on. Give lorries space.

    • Ebby
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      That’s sort of the point. Make driving a shitter experience to promote public transport or just stay off the roads all together. You’ll enjoy what’s socially popular or your independence will cost a premium.

      We already prohibit collecting data on road enshittification so it can never be bad.

      Hang on to your old cars.

      • @[email protected]
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        191 year ago

        That’d be great if there actually were functional public transportation or any alternative transportation in most of California and 99.9999% of America.

        • @[email protected]
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          101 year ago

          It’s always time. The world saving policy makers treat poor person time as if it’s an infinite, free resource.

          Public transportation turns a 10 minute trip into a 1 hour trip. Aside from that, no problem.

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            Bingo! Absolutely.

            Once you add time to the equation everything falls apart.

            I got so frustrated at my old blue collar job I gave it up earlier this year. City planners are dicking over drivers engineering intentional congestion as a means of traffic “calming.” I averaged 3 mph on a major road. I lost too much money between job sites.

            One of my old customers called up and i got everything squared away anyways. According to Google maps, here is my trip I took today:

            Notice it’s not possible to make a repair and hit a hardware store under 50 miles with public transport.

            This is reality. Today. My day. And I get soooo much shit for pointing it out.

            • @[email protected]
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              The solution isn’t making driving easier, it’s making the alternatives superior. If public transportation is slower than driving, then that is a policy failure.

              And in a world where there are viable alternatives to driving, people that do need to drive will get around faster, not slower.

              • Ebby
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                You missed the blue collar part. I use a van full of tools for my previous employment. Tools that are not allowed on public transport.

                I walk on a bus with chainsaws (I used 2 today) I’m going to have an interview with some cops.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Right, but ideally only people who genuinely need to use cars do so, which would include situations like yours. But not:

                  • Commutes to office jobs
                  • Errands that people could easily walk or cycle to if it was safe and convenient
                  • Visits to friends and family
                  • Groceries, restaurants, etc
                  • Traveling to most towns and cities

                  In that world, there would be a lot less traffic and you would get to your job a lot quicker. And the rest of us won’t be tethered to an expensive object that is only required because of bad government policy. But I get that during that transition there will be some teething pains, and sometimes governments will get it wrong, and it’s unfortunate that it has affected you. Ultimately though, it’s very much a necessary change.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Your career is a small price to pay for making someone else’s life easier.

                  You gotta remember those government decisions, that let you run your own tool-using business without permission from the car czar, are bad policy that’s ruining life for people tethered to their cars.

                  Don’t worry though: your car situation would be approved. It’s all the other people who’d be forced to take the bus. Not you, comrade.

                  Of course you’d be able to keep your career after our great change has happened. For now, remember that your career is a sacrifice … the birth pains of our brave new world of buses.

                  Thank you for your cooperation. As soon as the revolution is complete you may resume your work in complete freedom.

                  /s

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                The solution isn’t making driving harder; it’s making the alternatives superior

                Isn’t this what you mean? Instead of using the stick, they should be using the carrot. Instead of making the current choice more painful, make the new choice more desirable. That way we can move forward into the future while actually increasing the amount of utility we get from our decisions.

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              I have absolutely suspected that they’re trying to strong arm the car experience into sucking. They just don’t care what’s built on top of the things they’re knocking down.

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              Google maps won’t give you a route at all in public transit if you include multiple stops. I think generally, for public transit, you either have to use google maps to extensively look up and plan your own route, or you have to use a different app. There’s one just called “transit”, which I think people generally use, has good integration, and sometimes local agencies have their own app or will use a different one, there’s a handful of generalized ones.

              But yeah, in any case. Probably, Google should be better about that.

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                Ah thanks. That makes sense. I agree Google should be better about that.

                If I add up individual segments I get around 8 hours. I haven’t compared that to schedules though. I’ll let it be.

        • @[email protected]
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          There are functional public translation systems in most medium sized cities and larger. Its just that they suck absolute balls compared to the freedom of owning a car.

          • @[email protected]
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            Nope. Realistically speaking, in more than half of the cities that have some form of public transportation in the U.S., the public transportation is so inadequate that it’s not an alternative.

            At one point, a few years ago, to go from the northwest suburbs of minneapolis (maple grove/brooklyn park) to the north central suburbs of minneapolis (eden prairie/edina) by bus, on a weekday, it took 11 hours, a trip farther south into the city proper (spoke routes coming out from a central hub) and mutiple MILES of walking between stops. For a 20-ish mile trip.

            This is FAR from uncommon for anywhere with a bus system if you get anywhere outside the absolute center of the infrastructure. The spoke methodology meant you could get from the suburbs (and farther) to downtown and back just fine, but as soon as the busses stopped running every ten to fifteen minutes, you were looking at hours of switching routes and waiting to get from anywhere not central to anywhere else not central.

            That’s not an alternative to using a car, it’s a marginally available, occasionally usable, limited choice alternative to SOME walking, SOME of the time.

            Until there are 24 hour, regularly and frequently scheduled public transportation options going everywhere there are roads to, public transportation cannot be a viable alternative to all car use.

            I’d settle for it being a viable alternative to SOME car use, but much of the time, outside of a handful of MAJOR cities, it’s not.

            …and I took the bus in Minneapolis for years, despite having a car and a license. It makes sense when you live and work downtown, but that’s about it.

            The public transportation in most cities is only functional in the sense that the ignition works in the busses and they occasionally drive between a few points in a few areas.

  • gregorum
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    this is hilarious, and i support this just for the absolute chaos it will create

    • @[email protected]
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      It will be hilarious!

      I live in Washington State and this morning as most mornings I drive near a school so there’s always some asshole cop looking for ticket opportunities. Always 1 or 2 cars behind. Maybe just because my car is a shade of red or something.

  • NoLifeGaming
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    Sounds like a great way to track people and further moderate their lives instead of doing things that actually matter and make an impact. No thanks.

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    What I’m reading is that every car will have to be equipped with functioning GPS that’s going to check against a database of speed limits.

    —Speed limits that can change and be out of date. —GPS data that could be stored and extracted from the dealership and sold or given to the government, insurance companies, and law enforcement. —GPS data that could be sent in real time if the car has a cellular connection or hijacks the cellular connection in your phone when you connect it to the car.

    This is bad. Really really bad.

    • @[email protected]
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      …GPS data that could will be stored and extracted…

      GPS data that could will be sent in real time

      FTFY!

    • @[email protected]
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      I agree with your first point, but the latter two:

      —GPS data that could be stored and extracted from the dealership and sold or given to the government, insurance companies, and law enforcement. —GPS data that could be sent in real time if the car has a cellular connection or hijacks the cellular connection in your phone when you connect it to the car.

      Why do you think this is more likely to happen with this new regulation, when most modern cars already have a functioning GPS module for navigation and cellular connection for software updates?

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        It’s the standardizing that worries me. When it’s required, people probably aren’t going to be able to truly turn off their GPS (maybe this is already a thing, I don’t know).

        Edit: And when it’s classified as a safety feature, it will [most likely] be illegal to disable, making car owners criminals if they refuse to be tracked.

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            To calculate a speed, you need 2 different locations at some time delta (2 different times). How is recording locations, even just 2 over the span of some time delta, not “tracking”?

    • @[email protected]
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      The GPS data can’t be out of date if it becomes the authoritative source of speed limit data.

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      -hijacks the cellular connection in your phone when you connect it to the car.

      How would it do this without the user triggering it? I don’t own a newer car, is this a real thing some of them can do?

      I know in my phone I have to turn on sharing the mobile connection via USB, it’s not something that just happens.

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        21 year ago

        To be clear, I do not think this is currently happening, but with an update to Android Auto or Apple Carplay, it could happen when you connect, say, your iphone to your car via usb, or possibility even bluetooth.

        Tech companies are plowing forward with making your own devices work against you, so I consider it a very real possibility.

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          It’s entirely unnecessary, your car is already registered to your name and address via title and registration and already reports GPS data back to home on nearly every car made after 2016, and your phone is always where you are and reporting back unless you have all your data connections turned off. You don’t need to sync them up at all. It’s already happening.