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Guilty on 34 counts of being a
Mr Former President sir, you’re fired (again)
Every lib in the country just jizzed their pants
Libs singing “yub-nub” in the streets
Playing MAGA hats like a set of steel drums
Hey Siri, play “High Hopes” by Panic at the Disco
cheeto is finito
SNL is having an orgy as we speak
Thank god the season already ended.
Kate McKinnon with a single tear falling from her face, placing the Hillary wig on as the tv blares the verdict.
Alec Baldwin pardon incoming for his contribution to the cause
Trump’s Eugene Debs campaign arc when
Time for some OUTLAW COUNTRY!!!
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Sorry drumpf, it’s joever
No but really as lib as this is I sort of hope this can finally be the end of the year 2016. I mean, I know it won’t be, I just hope
I’d like 2013 to end, but I’ll take 2016z
lol
I really didn’t expect this at all.
CNN’s website is fucking dogshit, why would I want to see how 30 different people reacted? Just show me the goddamn news.
That’s pretty much all mainstream news now. The worst is articles that are just tweets of people reacting to what happened.
Dave Chappelle called that out like 20 years ago with his “will somebody please find Ja Rule!” joke. It’s only gotten worse.
Joe Biden has declared war on all of us future billionaires waaaaa
he’s so good
Honestly kinda surprised about this.
I’m alone right now, and I’m really dreading my next human interaction. Do I smile and laugh, or do I act really off-putting and ask when Biden goes on trial for genocide now that Trump’s done being tried for doing paperwork wrong?
The latter obviously
We all do it
both simultaneously
The latter
If Trump wins I think they could just run a few indictments and then wait for Biden to die before they have to really progress anything
Not in any American court bucko, that’s for sure don’t make me invade the Hague, what with their malarkey
If falsifying business records is a felony then every single business owner in america is a felon.
All the Maga tiktok livestreams right now saying “this is now coming to our front door” and I’m here saying
Good, if you commit fraud like this, you deserve it. Tired of the roles getting shot by pigs for not raising hands fast enough while the 1% skate off
Imagine if we committed this kind of fraud with our bank statements, our workers comp claims, our union funds, our insurance payouts, etc.
oh no not the briar patch
Every cash only business currently scrambling to get a chip reader