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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 year ago

Virgin penis

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Virgin penis

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  • @[email protected]
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    20•1 year ago

    You can insert a cockroach into your penis. Its eat all the accumulated semen and when finish its get out. Is pretty easy and safety to do.

    • @[email protected]
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      I think Google AI mentioned something about this 🤔

      • @[email protected]
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        6•1 year ago

        Also that jumping off the golden gate bridge is a viable way to deal with depression.

        To be fair, I haven’t heard any complaints of depression from people who have jumped off the golden gate bridge, so it seems true. 🤔

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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    2•1 year ago

    I’m a khvnmnw

  • @[email protected]
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    There is actually a lot of scientific evidence to back this up. Many male prostitutes will undergo a natural transformation where their penis turns into a breakfast burrito, so they can charge for the night and then again for food in the morning.

    • @[email protected]
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    • shastaxc
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      3•1 year ago

      Transformers: burritos in disguise!

  • @[email protected]
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    104•1 year ago

    This is why sounding is important.

    • @[email protected]
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      41•1 year ago

      I use a q-tip to get everything

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        • @[email protected]
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      • @[email protected]
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        7•1 year ago

        Pipe cleaner crew checking in.

        • @[email protected]
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          5•1 year ago

          Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

        • setVeryLoud(true);
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          6•1 year ago

          I use a plumbing snake, works better

          • @[email protected]
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            deleted by creator

  • Cruxus
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    50•1 year ago

    im gonna need some context for the original image

    • @[email protected]
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      26•1 year ago

      They were originally demonstrating clogged arteries.

    • @[email protected]
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      14•1 year ago

      Penile implants to combat erectile dysfunction - you can see the original annotations about the valve and pump located in the scrotum, along with the inflatable bladder that gets insert in the shaft.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•1 year ago

        Better than what AI is vomiting up…

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 year ago

          Not relevant.

    • @[email protected]
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      23•1 year ago

      I suppose it was some typical religious bullshit like “masturbation bad, god sad, boo”.

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        17•1 year ago

        https://sh.itjust.works/comment/11950803

    • CelloMike
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      16•1 year ago

      Probably something to do with cholesterol

    • @[email protected]OP
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      6•1 year ago

      Asking for a friend?

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    Fleshlight designs are getting weird (they were getting weird before too, it’s just that now also).

  • @[email protected]
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    11•1 year ago

    I love me some mcgriddles

  • LinkOpensChest.wav
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    I drink this to remove the buildup and keep my system healthy

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      deleted by creator

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      27•1 year ago

      It’s nice to see a fella who cares about the fuel economy of his penis.

  • @[email protected]
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    This looks like a parody of all those bullshit incel images explaining how a woman’s vagina will become loose if she’s promiscuous.

  • TurboWafflz
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    74•1 year ago

    Wait is this a blood clot demo that’s been relabeled

    • @[email protected]
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      Something like that

    • @[email protected]
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      88•1 year ago

      The vegans re-labeled it too

      • @[email protected]
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        “the vegans”

        • Gloomy
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          Yes, yes. We decided to relable this picture on our last annual Vegan-Council.

          Joke aside, a plant base diet seems to be better for your arteries.

          https://www.businessinsider.com/researcher-gave-up-meat-doctor-described-effects-on-arteries-2022-12

          Amd more scientific

          https://www.mdpi.com/2308-3425/10/3/94

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