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My extremely rural county of 60k population has one for some reason. The best part is, the one time there was actually an armed and dangerous individual on the run, they called in aid from a major city an hour away. They did however parade around with it and strongly consider actually pulling at the tractor pull with it
So, the boys playing with fun toys on your tax dime, at least until it’s time to work. Nice.
It’s absolutely wannabe soldier types being jealous of the military toys and begging to have have them paid for by the cities.
You don’t look to your neighbor anymore to keep up with the Jones’ you now know of and look at hyper specialized interests and tools.
Similar to how people have entire production centers in their houses revolving around resin crafting and 3D printing. Now everyone can get the cancer they were so jealous of.
Definitely bad in this case.
My extremely rural county of 60k population has one for some reason.
The reason is that it’s decommissioned from the military and police forces get a massive discount on buying equipment decommissioned from the military.
Good morning, I hate America and wish for its total annihilation.
I WANNA PLAY WITH THE MRAP!! But I’d… Like maybe not run over brown people with it, and instead use it as a force for good…?
Edit: or just fun.
Well if you go by their recent risk of floodings, well, floodings
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OBVIOUSLY it’s so that next time there’s a SCHOOL SHOOTING they can rock up in STYLE while they wait for the Shooter to run out of Bullets or Bodies whichever happens first!
After they take 40 minutes to go a 5 minute drive in this thing… Next time the excuse will be, “our equipment wasn’t there yet!”
Someone spent their civil forfeiture money at the military surplus store.
Mobile oppression palace?
This is how they celebrate? They point at a thing?
Looks like they are ready to violently suppress the rioting MAGAts when they riot after their criminal leader is imprisoned. What’s that? Those that work forces are the same that burn crosses? I guess they’re ready for any counter-protestors.
Iud’s are baby killers. They stop cop sperm from impregnating their victims.
The female body just has a way of shutting impregnation down in the case of cop rape. Its in the Bible.
If you need this type of vehicle as police, you’re the issue, not the people around.
NO PARKING
“Yippy Dippy Doooo!!! We can hide in here as the kids get killed in Uvalde!!!” - Texas Cops
Citizens: votes them all back in. Excellent work!
I think I get where you’re going with this, but law enforcement isn’t hired by the public, except maybe the Sheriff, depending on where you are…
All the electable positions that were involved were re-elected.
Intra-uterine devices?
It’s Texas. They’re terrified of the demon birth control.
Patrick tends to later his wry social commentary - that is 100% on purpose.
Lol yeah, i like how no one else realizes it’s supposed to be IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
They meant what they said. It’s Texas- they seem far more afraid of women’s issues than explosives.
You know, i hadn’t considered that, but that makes a lot of sense actually!