Even better
No… no… proceed, im all ears
My first thought was that he meant that trains were run on Windows Me. That is a scary thought indeed.
From henceforth, distro hopping will be known as running a train on Linux.
We’ll make that “Rule 34 for Linux”. I’ll have it posted to the Internet soon.
If you remember, tag me in the comments or something. I’d love to see it haha
Dangerous: https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Linux/1
You…you almost made me start scream laughing in my workplace bathroom…
I had to desperately stifle it and pretend to be straining to poop, thanks a lot…
It was absolute pleasure hahahahaha
But wait. Do most actual trains use the linux kernel? I thought most ones were those traditional cargo ones, without any kind of computing system.
Probably means modern high speed trains. Most of them run in China so yeah they likely use Linux.
Do most of the trains in the world use Linux? Sadly no, they probably use coal.
In the US I can comfirm both GE (freight and passenger) and siemens passenger locomotives run Linux. Some passenger trainsets/cars still run embedded XP.
Pretty much all locomotives running out there today have a plethora of computers for managing fuel economy, brakes, and positive train control (rules compliance). Fun fact: the union pacific’s 4104 ‘big boy’ steam engine was fitted with wabtec’s I-ETMS PTC which is powered by Linux so there’s literally a steam powered locomotive running Linux.
That’s so cool, thanks for the info and the photo.
I hate how the US has sexualized every random word or sentence. I’m here telling my American friend how funny it is that German’s call smart phones a “handy”, like “haha silly random word that makes sense tho haha :)”, but no, ma American bud breaks down laughing imagining German’s giving each other hand jobs.
Also the constant stopping during any sentence to go “oh, I know what YOU’RE thinking, get your mind out of the gutter!”. No, I don’t, and now I have the privilege of trying to remember every single word that wa just said and trying to see what inside there could possibly be a penis. This from of “joke” never fails to annoy the shit out of me. Like please can we just continue, or do you really have to recite this copy pasta while I stare like an absolute dunce at you?
To be fair it’s rather odd they call it that. Germans seem rather strange with English in general.
They go to public viewings to watch on their beamers. Even when no one has died. Lothar Matthäus claims “I’m a German record player”. They carry stuff around in their body bags and listen to music from “boxen”.
Merkel even told the english press about her shitstorm. Every day there is a cringe moment.I read this in werner herzog’s voice.
Sounds like your friend is just some dumbass who’s trying to fit something in there that just doesn’t. …that’s what she said
I just had a light bulb moment as to what it is that annoys me about a large portion of US-american men: all the “dudes” temper & behaviour is adolescent - as if they never made it past puberty. Which perfectly fits the sexualized language being funny to those guys.
Or, we just ran out of fucks and want to have a laugh.
Uhh… your mom never made it past puberty?
Got 'em!!! Fucking burn dude!
Signed: an American
your mom never made it past puberty
Church music starts playing
Libertarian convention intensifies
I’m american and this is a perfect description of americans. I’ve literally never heard this phrase once, but I don’t hang out with morons.
I am also not familiar with train terminology meaning in America. What does it mean?
Getting (CONSENTUALLY) gangbanged by A LOT of guys, like enough that it starts to involve logistics planning to accommodate that many people being in a single space at one time.
You guys have a word for this??? We have words like Weltschmerz or Schadenfreude but having a word for this is wild
Oh we got a word for schadenfreude, it’s called electoral politics here.
I guess that’s the new zeitgeist now
Zeitgeist is also a great outdoors bar in San Francisco.
That looks like a vegan bar/burger joint/ pizza place in San Diego
Rather the Gestalt of society
The latest German word that I particularly appreciate is backpfeifengesicht.
Google translates it to: a face in need of a fist.
Less a formalized word and more a turn of phrase
We have a lot of them for sex related stuff due to a looooooong history of how the culture around what’s considered vulgar has developed
The German term for this is
ALARRM!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p64PeG5O2mo&pp=ygUFYWxhcm0%3DALAARRRMM!!!
Warum liegt da Strohrum?
Traditionally, the trainee’s husband makes sure everyone is comfortable and hydrated.
This is called “running a train on her”
A trolley problem probably.
Bitches love ethical abstraction
I was not familiar and I’m American. Guess they’ll have to exile me somewhere…
It’s more English (language) than American (region).
Definitely not an English thing in England, no train here has ever left anyone feeling satisfied
Is the problem all the spotted dick pudding?
If you find that you’ve spotted a dick on the train either politely look the other way or report them to the British Transport Police
I also speak English, and now I’m extra exiled and will have to go to some country that I don’t speak the language.
“To run a train on someone” means you and a lot of your friends have sex with them, one after another.
Linux shouldn’t let itself be slutshamed. Linux should proud of what a good little slut it is.
Also seeing the Nitter theme like a year after its death hits hard.
We still have other nitter intances like nitter.poast.net at least.
That’s exactly what I used. You can change the theme in the settings. I hate their default green theme, so I changed it to the standard Nitter theme.
“You know when you run many commands in the terminal with &&? Like that but with penises.”
This comment combines two of life’s experiences that are usually seperate.
unzip && strip && touch && finger && grep && mount && fsck && more && yes && fsck && fsck && umount && clean && sleepEdit: and yes, this joke is older than the gods as evidenced by the presence of
finger, and I’m not surecleanis a thing in modern UN*X distros. Not in FreeBSD at any rateAll while one of the users has
gimpin their sessionI can’t read
fsckas anything other than “fs check”It sounds like fisk in my head.
It sounds like fisk in my head.
nahh, you’re lying, and you know that
So it stops once someone doesn’t finish?
Look, some of us take our time, and so others think the process has stalled, but it will complete eventually. Just take a number and you will be summoned in the order you arrived.
And will someone hose the party favor down? And how do you even get that on the ceiling?! Joey TAKE THE HOSE OUT OF YOUR ASS!
Well in a way yes. It’s a blocking interface.
You have to open with “Chugga Chugga Choo Choo, we’re all gonna run a train on you!” Or it’s just a plain ole gangbang.
Also a gangbang is many to many, while a train is many to one.
No, you’re thinking of an orgy. Trains and gangbangs are both many-to-one, with the difference between them being that the former is sequential while the latter is simultaneous.
This guy (actually) fucks
This is more porn knowledge. Most people don’t actually experience gangbangs or orgies in their lives. Maybe if someone is into the whole swinger culture.
When a gang member asks if you bang, now you know what they mean
From the Orgy region of France
American here, never once heard this phrase used. Seems kind of dumb to have it, like it doesn’t even save time describing the situation and if you’re already talking about this then you’re past the point of worrying about vulgar language.
nice, thanks to you I have now educated myself: http://run-a-train.urbanup.com/77653
What if train have kernel panic
In Polish, kernel directly translates to “testicle”. So it basically says that the testicle panicked.
But does “panic” also mean “panic” in Polish?
Yes, it does. It’s panika jądra which translates to panic of the testicle.
Then you get stuck in the middle of nowhere for 40 minutes. Not fun, Eurostar. Not fun at all!
I had to look up the meaning and now I can only imagine the confusion this person must have felt, before he figured it out, lol.
Explain please. What’s the true meaning and what’s the intended one?
“Running train” is a euphemism for a gang bang.
This account lacks commitment to the bit
The correction was so innocent sounding that I kind of liked it lol
“I an Lithuanian”
Sorry i am foreigner too… what is the train terminology reffered to here?
Check out this comment https://lemmy.world/comment/10442269
I’m not a foreigner and had never heard the term before.
You sweet, innocent person.
Samus when he says that he means boring and sheltered, get out more.
Is knowing slang terms for gangbanging really that important?
Absolutely critical.
Depends on the kind of life you want to lead I guess
Samus, she, not??
Bless your heart!
I’m American and I have no clue. I’m also a gooner so this must be fringe af
This is not fringe at all. There’s way your a gooner and don’t know what this means. People even use the terminology to describe the Sex scene Stephen King randomly put in “IT”. It’s a gangbang but one at a time.
I must admit that i’ve seen my fair bit of films in the genre too but never heard of the term
To appreciate dave mustaine level coked up king, you shouldn’t watch the ‘did okay’ movie, nor the earlier ‘this is terrible’ one, you should go get ‘It’ part 1 and 2 as books :D
The earlier one can’t be all terrible. They got Tim Curry to play Pennywise
Stephen King’s books tend to be both very long and contain a lot of internal monologue. That’s very much not film-friendly. “Faithful” adaptions tend to drag and have a lot of tell-don’t-show, which makes for a “terrible” film. Unfaithful ones tend to change and cut a lot, which makes them “terrible” adaptions. For instance, “The Shining” film has very little to do with the book, but is an absolutely phenomenal movie. King hated it.
“IT” the Tim Curry version has Tim Curry in it, who was absolutely fantastic. A lot of material from the book was cut out - I’m thinking it could be 80% or more. That includes the scene where the children have a gang bang in the sewer. Out of nowhere, with no foreshadowing, and it’s never mentioned again if I remember correctly. That might make it a “terrible” unfaithful adaption, but you know something? I’m alright without seeing that.
Yeah, I’ve never seen it, and don’t want to. I’m just a fan of Tim Curry. I still maintain his best role was in C&C
Idk, I just meant young king was wild. As for movie adaptations, I think dr sleep did well. Just because you dragged shining into this, ofc it’s great:D Kubrick does stuff and jack nicholson stars, it was a good movie, but can understand king hated it.
Then again, the man himself directed maximum overdrive, and that movie sorely needed Bruce Campbell energy:D
Tbf, I actually enjoyed rose red and storm of the century where he was kinda hands on. <- irrelevant afterthought
E: it was pretty weird when first read, but the stand and dead zone won me over later :D
Just explained this to my Irish wife. To “run a train on someone” in American slang would mean having group sex with that person, potentially consecutively.
Trains are consecutive or it’s just a boring old gangbang
Yeah, those boring gangbangs, I definitely feel the same way for sure
You know how in a train one carriage comes after the other? One ends, then the next one starts?
Running a train on someone means one guy after the other banging them.
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Although i appreciate you sharing this and that it probably is a video of her hanging out with bad boys, i must admit that i did not watch more than maybe 15 sec of that, combined across a new skips forward.
That’s why you don’t get it, why ask questions if you don’t want the answer?! That’s the kind of people who say they are going to run a train on a woman. Reprehensible innit love?
LOL… so you answer by sharing a music video and expect people to perceive it as an answer
Then im guilty as charged I guess
Off with his head!!! thought you said you didn’t watch most of it? Juicy Jay does quite a lecture halfway through…
Oh alright. Wouldn’t know who he is and probably wouldn’t understand his lecture based on how much i understood off the few seconds i watched. Luckilly other users have answered with words instead of music videos and they were straight forward and a lot easier to understand
I’m so happy they have disability services available for our special people ☺️
In murica almost everything is sexualised… So I can guess
I really love Linux!
I wanna run a train on Linux 😈
I want to run a train on U-bum-too
😱 pause!
Choo Choo!
chak chak chak chak chack (the sound the wheels make or something, idk about trains, im not a train doctor)
Train surgeon here, you made the noises correctly.
Shit, that’s funny.
Train etiquette
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