Someone alert Alex Horne
They look exactly golfball-sized, wtf. This is the default measurement unit for hail!
Those are some big golf balls you play with. Maybe racquetballs?
Yeah this in between golf ball and baseball.
In other news, several border patrol agents seen chasing tornado with tasers drawn.
I’m ngl, this was so hard to read. Why does english have 2 meanings for can?
Three. Depending on where you are in the U.S., a toilet is also a “can”. It’s more of a slang meaning, but if you ever hear an American saying they’re “going to go hit the can,” it means they’re going to use the bathroom.
Also pelts can mean fur or yeet
Can you do the can can whilst canning peas and drinking a can of monster all whilst on the can?
Also, why should we hail the size of energy drink cans?
I’ll tell you a secret. I’ve never had an energy drink in my life so I don’t even know it’s size.
Imagine a language invented by a drunken german who thought french sounded nice. That’s english in a nutshell
It’s a good thing they included the coin for scale otherwise we might have just assumed this person had Trump sized hands (another completely valid and totally real unit of measure, the greatest unit of all time actually)
based tornado
Quickly, shrinkflate the energy drinks
Media is in cahoots - groundwork laid for the gaslight
Redbull would beg to differ
anything but the metric system
We may be the minority, but many of us Americans prefer the metric system.
Ease of conversion and relationship with calories aside, have you ever tried measuring small SI machine screws? Calipers run decimal, not fractions. You can’t compare them without math or memorization. It’s a pain in the ass.
Hail the size of Pillsbury Toaster Strudel
quick! pour some Gatorade on the crops so it grows better
What energy drink is shaped like that?? Maybe the diameter is similar, but no way it’s the size of a whole can.
Those small cans you get on the plane? But why the ‘energy’? Probably to shitpost IMO.
Well “energy” is a bit of a stretch but… (I’ll let YouTube thumbnails take it from here)
inb4”silence brand”
Ok, ok, maybe… Thank you for this. Good call.
I like these, but places near me don’t seem to sell them. Well, my local gas station used to, but they were always hidden in the back and expired which is gross as fuck.
Maybe those five hour energy and similar shots? That’s all I can come up with though.
“Size of a nice rice ball” would have been more appropriate. Maybe if you tried flattening a 5 hour?
Texans do not know what a riceball is.
The American localization of Pokemon in the 1990s calling onigiri (triangular riceballs) doughnuts has become one of the most infamous in-jokes in Anime.
Well, that’s funny, since I am a Texan. 🤷
We talking red bull or Rockstar?
Neither are ovoid shaped, right? I just don’t understand.
I don’t know I’ve never removed the pelt off one
Inb4 euros still being mad about “they’ll use anything but metric!”
Inb4
Nope, you’re late.
Yeah, ok, well only babies drink energy drinks that small.
We need a child-sized drink for that
Fuck border patrol, I hereby upgrade “possible tornado” to “neighborhood tornado watch”
